How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander
Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the
Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that
Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the
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Decidetto
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Sorry, I'm on my 3DS again (and now it's my only way of connecting to the internet. Please excuse me)
But let me add this word: "feta"
But let me add this word: "feta"
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Ray502
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he
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Shrooblord
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, (...)
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Mr. Smith?! D:
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, (...)
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Mr. Smith?! D:
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Invisiblepulse
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly
Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded
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Master
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart
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Skaarj
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw
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Master
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE
Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing
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Master
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death
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Rayray1994
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller
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Ray502
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that
Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected