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My family would be in tears for all eternity.

What if my fanfiction becomes canon?

Then everything is shit.

What if Barbara was not my gf?

Then the last few years of my life have been a lie.

What if the mouse was green?

They would be poisonous.

What if Black Lums were flies?

They would surround the world and then steal all the R3 box covers, resulting on eternal boring-ness all arround the world. Except if tommorow you buy a new game.

What if Hoozang and Sugar didn't exist?

Then there wouldn't be any sugar in my Hoozang.

What if latin wasn't a dead language?

Then everybody would try to be some sort of "lol i am shakeitspare carpe diem, hahahah" idiots.

What if...mr.skeltal died?

The human brain would bend itself so that the concept of “mr.skeltal is dead” would be absolutely meaningless and in complete contradiction with the perception we have of the universe.

What if the Moon became a property of Hollywood?

It already is.

What if breaking someone's spine meant "hello"?

Then the turtles would laugh at us.

What if the pies ended as we know them?

I wouldn't care.

What if Really, Really Big Man showed you his Future Looking Nipples?

Pigs would fly.

What if there were more than 24 hours in a day?

Everyone would get even more tired than they already were.

What if there was no music?

Very similar to ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer here

We'd all just be forced to talk to each other.

What if we had fun in the stupid questions thread like we did back when I first joined RPC?

We could, though that would require someone to answer my question since I was the last poster.

What if we would revive the "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)" thread also?

We could, otherwise it will just be Kinda like what you said before.

What if we had cars that run on vegetable oil?

We wouldn't need them because we already have solar cars for example.

What if we had Yellow Lums for lighting?

Then we will all have to go through the trouble of collecting lums for light instead of using electrical type lights.


What if there was a rule against rules?

Artificial Intelligence would never get off the ground, because this contradiction would make programming them impossible.

What if spreadsheets had never been invented?

People would use notepads to write down all that information instead.

What if we could have teleporters instead of cars?