Corrupt a wish!

[boilusplatform]

granted, it got published with every single asset replaced with skops' head and they didnt even bother fixing it

i wish tech, tv, logos, websites, whatever else were stuck in 2012-2016

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, every piece of tech is reverted back into their 2016 equivalents, including the ones that didn't exist in 2016, which causes them to cease to exist, creating massive problems for humanity!

I wish I could understand memes in different countries!

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but they aren't all that funny.

I wish I had a Hoodmonger costume and a prop Hoodmonger rifle to go with it.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they are made out of sex objects.

I wish Ron Gilbert had more games

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but they're only released in North Korea.

I wish I could use the Laser-Washing Powders in real life.

[Greengoop]

Granted, you now have the power to wash lasers, which you unfortunately don’t have any near you

I wish I could visit every country in Europe by the time I was 20

[boilusplatform]

granted, you have to listen to the beta hoodstormer track everytime you go to one of the countries

i wish kaykay was real with no ugly realistic look

//hope i did the hyperlink correctly

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they are now uglishly cartoony

I wish the Ancient Ogre Champion was harder

[Rsandee]

Granted, it's now made out of the densest material in existance and essentially softlocks your game. You are now unable to complete it.

I wish I invested in the housing market when I was still a foetus.

[Master]

(You me both mate)
Done, however you invested in the housing market of the coast of Florida.

I wish I was active when I was younger.

[boilusplatform]

granted, you had to type english characters with a korean keyboard

i wish i had a taco bell here in poland

[Rsandee]

Granted, you now have Taco Bell in every Polish town but none of you are able to make delicious pierogi anymore.

I wish I posted less dumb sh!t when I was younger.

[Master]

granted, you had to type english characters with a korean keyboard

Haha I was thinking more physically active but well played in taking advantage of my lack of specifics.

Granted, you now have Taco Bell in every Polish town but none of you are able to make delicious pierogi anymore.

I wish I posted less dumb sh!t when I was younger.

Granted, instead your old posts consist of the most boring dreck that no-one ever wanted to respond, takes were so cold and pedestrian that they didn't warrant a reponse.

I wish I was a little less reserved and up myself when I was younger.

[Rsandee]

Granted, you now have Taco Bell in every Polish town but none of you are able to make delicious pierogi anymore.

I wish I posted less dumb sh!t when I was younger.

Granted, instead your old posts consist of the most boring dreck that no-one ever wanted to respond, takes were so cold and pedestrian that they didn't warrant a reponse.

Wow you cured me immediately with that one!

Granted, but now you're holding yourself back as an adult and you have to trust yourself and others in order to really express yourself again.

I wish more old members will return on record day.

[boilusplatform]

granted, theyre actually hacked accounts promoting whatever random dropshipped skank they can

i wish i had a ps3 slim demo kiosk

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but it can only play one or two games since it is a demo.

I wish someone gave me a .zip file containing all of the enemy and environmental sprites from Rayman Legends & Adventures. (The fact that I don't have a Windows computer at the moment makes it so that I can't get them myself)

[The Jonster]

Your wish instead, brought you a Windows computer!

I wish that Rayman would go visit Greengoop and tell him to play Rayman 2.

[Rsandee]

Granted, but Ly refuses to give him the flying powerup so he keeps falling into the lava in Beneath the Sancuary of Rock and Lava. This must be why he hates Ly.

I wish Murphy was right and we see him in Rayman 4.

[RayGamer99]

Your wish instead, brought you a Windows computer!

Perfectly fine by me!

I wish Murphy was right and we see him in Rayman 4.

Granted (I’m pretty certain we’ll see him in Rayman 4 anyway), but Rayman 4 doesn’t come for another decade.

I wish Rayman Raving Rabbids GBA had its soundtrack remastered.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s only on vinyl, has 12 songs, has low quality audio, and costs £200

I wish I didn’t have to sleep