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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 9:28 am
by boilusplatform
granted, you have to flashbang yourself with a flashlight at a random time at night
i wish i could drink beer and smoke
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 9:39 am
by Greengoop
Granted, but you can only do one after the other
I wish the third lap in Parkrun wasn’t hell on earth
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 9:54 am
by Magelin
Granted, but now your running shoes are filled with gravy!
I wish i could have infinite space on my C drive.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 10:01 am
by Greengoop
Granted, but it’s a drive that can only store the letter C
I wish Parkrun reopened in France
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 11:19 am
by boilusplatform
granted, it reopens in the 13th arrondissement of marseille
i wish i had a gaming computer from 2014 in my room
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 11:21 am
by Greengoop
Granted, but it freezes and is giving off a permanent glass-shattering beeping sound
I wish my friend was online
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 11:23 am
by boilusplatform
granted, he has to help his family every 5 seconds
i wish i had unlimited cherry coke (no not the white substance, im talking about coca cola)
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 11:25 am
by Greengoop
Granted, but Greengoop steals it all (I really want that too
)
I wish I could try more Coca Cola flavours
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 11:27 am
by boilusplatform
granted, they all get stolen by ME!!!!
i wish i could have a 1:1 scale giant cardboard cutout of globox
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 11:39 am
by Hugo
Granted, but UOWOAAAH INOAH-NYA... it rains heavily and the cardboard Globox is ruined
I wish we could all chill in the fairy glade
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 11:48 am
by Greengoop
Granted, but chilling in the fairy glade always appears to be a recipe for disaster
I wish I had a second PS3 controller
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 12:24 pm
by RayGamer99
Granted, but your PS3 suddenly disappears!
I wish golf wasn't so boring.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 12:52 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but now everyone and their adopted sister plays it and the golf fields are crammed like a mosh pit
I wish people on this forum listened to Green Day
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 1:04 pm
by RayGamer99
Granted, but by a cruel twist of fate, all of the members get sick of their music because of how much people listen to it!
I wish Diddy Kong and King K. Rool show up in Donkey Kong Bananza.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 1:06 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but P. Diddy replaces Diddy Kong last minute and writes the entire soundtrack
I wish you had the time, to listen to me whine
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 1:19 pm
by RayGamer99
Granted, but the wine doesn't have anything to say.
I wish we knew what the O on Rayman's hoodie was for.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 1:25 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but it’s for a really weird word we wish we didn’t know
I wish it wasn’t so hot outside
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 1:29 pm
by EdgyRabbid
Granted! But its freezing cold instead!
I wish i was cuddling Rayman..
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 1:29 pm
by Greengoop
Granted, but his fingers are laced with cyanide
I wish I found more good songs to listen to
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 1:32 pm
by RayGamer99
Granted, but you have to pay $50 each to listen to them.
I wish I had a slingshot that I could fire myself out of, a la Angry Birds.