Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[ikke471]

you, because you are stealing MY girl *RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

why the fuck would you do that to me?

[Adsolution]

I'll respond with the appropriate medium here.
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Do not watch if you still want to see The Nightmare Before Christmas and don't want to see any other footage of it before doing so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJlFkkJ9kmA&t=2m36s

What goes bang in the night and delivers you fright? What's up with those glares from under your stairs? What's in your cupboard and is waiting, rather stubborn, until a fright-able and spite-able, impressionable little child comes and opens the door?

I can't believe Danny Elfman himself voiced Jack. It's like magic.

[Shrooblord]

I can't believe Danny Elfman himself voiced Jack. It's like magic.

It's good, huh?

you, because you are stealing MY girl *RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

why the fuck would you do that to me?

You might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

OR COULD I? *troll*

[Rayray1994]

No you can't, because God is watching with his butt.
Why so serious?

[Keane]

Batman and Robin was a shitty movie, you know that?

?kcuF

[Smega]

preD

y dose rulzez soun spannich

[Rulez]

I don't you double nigger.

Are you white?

[Shrooblord]

Are you purple?

Do I have something between my teeth? Riiight... there?

[MyBodyIsReady]

Yes, your butt.

Do I have cocks?

[Shrooblord]

If you live on a farm, probably.

Are you a farmboy, farmboy?

[Smega]

FARM

What if everyone in the world was a lemur?

[Rayrobi]

Then modern civillization wouldn't exist.

Duck yeah?

[ikke471]

because ducks

quack?

[Rayrobi]

Quack quack!

Are you a duck?

[GNineify]

Accually is dolan.

What if my poop was gray?

[Hunchman801]

You might want to stop eating that much food colouring then.

What if the colour did not actually come from food colouring?

[Spanex]

Then she (ohloloops) must stop kissing my rabbit. I know he's ultrakawaii but stoppit

What if it's not my rabbit?

[Hunchman801]

Pretty much anything since it's definitely not your rabbit, cause it's blue.

What if moles could fly?

[Skaarj]

then demons would exist and they would rape everyone
are deathclaws evil nasty monsters or they are just a bunch of creepy looking creatures that wants bacon?

[Rayrobi]

They are evil nasty monster who want bacon.

Do you want a fly to have as your pet?