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When you have to bump this topic just to say you had to use a continue during the Pink Plant Woods.

When you get stuck at the part with the trumpets and you're stuck in a perpetual trumpet loop of being blasted back and forth by sneezing trumpets and being unable to get out of the sneezing trumpet loop. How horrible.

I've had that quite a few times when I was younger.
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When you're attempting to recreate a Henchman and realise his head is too big to fit on his chest.

I didn't read a lot of posts here, sorry for potential double mentioning.

You suck at Rayman, when...
... Rayman can't hit anything because the Golden Fist is to heavy for him to swing.
... Rayman dies of blood loss against Moskito.
... Rayman dies because he got hypnotized by Mr. Sax' melodies.
... Rayman was caught by Dark Rayman because he ate all the candy he was supposed to walk onto.
... Rayman dies in the Candy Château because of food poisoning.
... you can't find the second Cage in the Woods of Light.
... Rayman beats Razorbeard to eating the 1000th Lum.
... you play so bad that Rayman becomes the main attraction in the Cave of Bad Dreams.
... Rayman needs an oxygen bottle to survive the Whale Bay.
... you fail the Sanctuary of Stone and Fire so often that the plums don't grow back anymore.
... Rayman accidently set off the Fyling Grenade in the Echoing Caves.
... you needed so much time for Rayman 2 that, by the time you've reached the final level, all the Robo-Pirates have already corroded to death.
... you needed so much time for Rayman 2 that, after finishing it, Rayman is deported to the Tomb of the Ancients.
... Rayman gets his hands stolen by a frog.
... Rayman tries to put his savings into the Piggybanks inside the Fairy Council.
... you are stuck at Fairy Council, Part 3, because Rayman ate the Mushrooms.
... Rayman has to throw up because the Vortex-Cutscene was too much for him.
... Razoff has to lend Rayman his rifle to give him at least a small chance.
... you fight against Razoff and have to listen to "Wrecking Ball" to get into the mood.
... Rayman does the Shoe race and realises that he should probably either wash his feet or buy a new pair of shoes once in a while.
... Rayman can't jump the balloons because he got to fat to jump off after eating half the Candy Château.
... Rayman drowns while fighting Céloche.
... the Knaaren ignore Rayman. Why bother? They yearn for brain to eat.
... Rayman accidently swallows a Black Lum after opening his mouth, and has to go all the way back to Clearleaf Forest to see the doctors again.
... the doctors lead Rayman to the shortest shortcut instead because they don't think he can actually finish the longest one.
... Rayman rams his ship into an iceberg before the Fish can sink it.
... Rayman needs a coat on the Summit Beyond the Clouds.
... you need so long to finish the race against Globox that the global warming has caused the Summit Beyond the Clouds to melt away.
... Rayman gets stuck in the Foundry and ends up as a Robo-Pirate.
... Reflux doesn't use the Scepter in order to give you something akin to a chance. According to the RPC-Forum, he doesn't have it anymore anyway.

When you lose the Bzzit battle.

Maz, those were brilliant!

When you play so badly at [language] with Rayman that Betilla and the Magician succumb to the curse cast upon them and transform into ugly garden gnomes, and Mr Dark translates the letter and realises that it's just a dessert recipe so he gives it back to Rayman and leaves the Valley, leaving Rayman with his mentors permanently stuck as garden gnomes.

THEdragon wrote:When you get stuck at the part with the trumpets and you're stuck in a perpetual trumpet loop of being blasted back and forth by sneezing trumpets and being unable to get out of the sneezing trumpet loop. How horrible.

For first time players, that part was a nightmare (believe me, I know)!

Adding onto the educational spinoff THEdragon mentioned:

When you actually have to fight Mister Dark for the recipe instead of him just flying away in embarrassment saying, "I'm done, I'm so done."

When Rayman gets hit in the head by the medallion that flies onto the screen when he breaks an electoon cage!
When Rayman is about to fight Space Mama (Viking Mama?) for the first time, but instead of fighting he just steals the boat and sails away from the Valley forever because he's just so 100% done with this rubbish!

Lol.

....When you can't push a plum up a hill with your fists </3
(Took me over 200 time to do that XD ^)

When you're playing Rayman on Record Day! (sorry Rayman!)

When Rayman says "fuck it" and doesn't even play.

When Rayman outright fucking doesn't like you.

When rayman cant pickup tings.

@tech: OOOUCHHH !!!

technology4617 wrote:When Rayman outright fucking doesn't like you.

Collision at that point was definitely wonky from what I remember.

Combined with the worst Monk in the whole game!

When you know you won't be here for the RD.

Yeah but you're here, saer?

When you are Moskito. lol

When you know it will the end soon.