Rayman Pirate-Community

Granted, but the jaguar gets angry that you named him Atari and eats you.

I wish I could use Warp Pipes.

The pipe warped away before you could use it.

I wish I had a daijo staff.

Granted, but Jade beats you up for stealing her weapon.

I wish I had a plunger blaster.

Granted but now youre stuck being a janator

I wish school would finish faster

Granted, but summer finishes faster too.

I wish the tariffs weren't throwing a wrench into the works of so many things (i.e. the Rayman board game).

Granted, now everything is naturally this expensive, without the need for tariffs!

I wish back pain no longer existed.

Granted, but now your back is a lot more fragile, shattering about as easily as glass.

I wish I could breathe fire without damaging my body.

Granted, but you show off to your family, burn them to death and burn your house down. Of course, your father survives, and you see him armed with jumper cables.

I wish for a singular slice of garlic bread.

Granted, but once you singularly slice the bread it evaporates.

I wish I could use the Shock Rocket.

Granted, but “the shock rocket” is a new slang term for highly lethal heroin.

I wish people talked about Rayman more than politics.

Greengoop wrote: Sat May 17, 2025 6:58 am I wish people talked about Rayman more than politics.

Granted, but we live in a world where politics is the main thing. In Hungary, FIDESZ always wins the elections, that's why everyone talks about FIDESZ (in Budapest, where I live, they usually say bad things about FIDESZ), Rayman is not even mentioned.

I wish Rayman was immune to electro shock attacks in all games.

Granted, but all of the electro shock attacks are replaced with homing instakill missiles.

I wish the Rabbids didn't take over Rayman's franchise at one point.

Granted, but that’d mean no Rayman Legends, and the series would die and RaymanPC would be mistaken for a dead forum and be hacked to the grave.

I wish for a 1st Generation iPod Shuffle.

Granted, but the post office accidentally replaced your 1st Generation iPod with a 3rd Generation iPod.

I wish Ubisoft Entertainment had never released Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E.!

Granted, but they instead release an AI generated Rayman game

I wish society would get rid of AI

Granted, just before AI gains the ability to cure cancer and other terminal diseases.

I wish I had the time to revive my website.

Granted, you have time; but your website crashed.

I wish Captain Dolph Laserhawk hadn't died!

Granted, but Adolf Hitler renamed himself to “Captain Dolph Laserhawk” just before he was supposed to die, and now he’s still alive.

I wish more was known about some historical mysteries.

Granted, now we know more about the mystery of "why is Greengoop still alive?" Simple answer: he isn't!

I wish banana peels could actually make go-karts spin out.

Granted but it now affects normal cars too!

I wish people would stop comparing my oc to that one guy from the Beetles.