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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:59 pm
by sergiomonty
Because they taste like grape pie.
What's wrong with today's generation?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:58 pm
by Marklar
They are mandatory.
Why did the 'zombies ate my neighbours'?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:57 pm
by Rayman fan2000
Because they are angry.
Why is Tekken Tekken?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:47 am
by Smega
Because Namco took it.
Why are forks called forks?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:28 pm
by saerleiya
Because there are already knives.
Why is it always raining when we don't want it to ?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:30 pm
by LKPettin2
'Cuz rain hates us.
Why you're answering my question?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:22 pm
by Shrooblord
I'm not. This text was created in sheer probability. It may appear to be a reply to a question asked, but it is simply a byproduct of a mathematical equation that the Universe was doing while I was at this keyboard. Also, I'm not physically at this keyboard - that's an illusion.
Where's my face?!
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:18 am
by Marklar
You left it at my place again, you should pay more attention.
how many egdes has a sphere?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:46 am
by saerleiya
One, because the Earth is flat...
How long will I have to wait the underground this morning ?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:57 pm
by LKPettin2
Underground left that station long hours ago. And crashed, for your luck.
Why nobody has got name "Nobody?"
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:14 am
by Smega
Because otherwise the Cyclops sues.
What if Rayman was a stick of butter?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 5:43 pm
by Shrooblord
LKPettin2 wrote:Why nobody has got name "Nobody?"
Nobody knows!
Smega wrote:What if Rayman was a stick of butter?
Could you imagine the mess he'd make of Band Land!
What's a good example of eyecandy?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 9:00 pm
by crystal spiral
The Toffee Apple of my Eye
When lightning strikes the sea, why don't all the fish die?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:29 pm
by Shrooblord
They all bought insulation from their local DIY's.
Ninety-nine bottles o' beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles o' beer. Take one down, pass it around, how many bottles o' beer on the wall?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:44 am
by Smega
Sixty-nine.
What if Matyuv had his own smiley?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:33 am
by Marklar
Then the world would end.
What if marklar Marklar marklar, marklar?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:42 am
by Adsolution
Then Marklar would eat a Marklar after landing on planet Marklar to meet his fellow Marklars.
Could Marklar please fuck the nearest Marklar to the Marklar?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:05 pm
by Spanex
RayFan9876 wrote:Could Marklar please fuck the nearest Marklar to the Marklar?
Marklar.
A stupid question.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:26 pm
by saerleiya
Why dinosaurs are not still alive ?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:59 pm
by LKPettin2
'cuz they thought that life on Earth is boring.
Why you are you?