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when Rayman doesn't know how to punch

When Rayman forgets how to super helicopter and dies

Look in the settings on the main menu for the windowed/fullscreen mode. If they aren't there, they're in a special menu while you play - the Sims games are a bit particular about where they place their menus.

Reminds me of games where you have to restart to change any little setting.

when you have to change the graphics settings and restart the game, deleting your save.

I have a great one!

... when you suck.

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You know you have terribly messed up at playing Rayman when you go the Swamps of Forgetfulness and find Tarayzan hanging naked from a tree branch while his clothes lay in the bushes, then you go to the Blue Mountains and a guitar is crying because the Musician is crushed under a rock, then you go to Eat at Joe's and turn on the lights in the diner then go down into the caves and find Joe's corpse electrocuted to crispiness. Then you go to Candy Chateau and Dark Rayman is walking. You cannot help but follow his exact moves. You find Mr Dark, but he takes his hat off to reveal he was actually the Magician. But that does not make sense, because you are the Magician. But then you were wrong all along, the magician takes off your mask to reveal that you are his adopted son. But where is Mr Dark? Mr Dark was hiding under the sea all along. He was dead for years. None of this is real. Your friends were always dead. This is not real.

Shrooblord wrote:I have a great one!

... when you suck.

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<3

When you read THEdragon's post and think it's canon storyline.

When you read THEdragon's post and you think she made it up and it's not canon storyline.

WAKE UP

When you read THEdragon's post and you realise you were THEdragon and you were never canon.

When you die in the longest shortcut

when you override THEdragon's post to become canon because you're Michel Ancel's censorer.

When you've been playing Rayman for thirteen years and only now work out the physics of the flying rings. (guilty )

When you always miss a purple lum

Heh, Plum, having played the Rayman GBC game, I can tell you that not all rings' physics are as easy to predict as you'd think.

You know you suck at Rayman when you don't like the two first games.

When your first version was the GBA version and you thought R1 was a lot easier than it is.

beebo44 wrote:When your first version was the GBA version and you thought R1 was a lot easier than it is.

I do believe I am guilty of this to some extent.

You know you suck at Rayman when your first version was the GBA version and you had no idea Rayman Advance was just a poor-quality port of the original game until years later when you heard the actual soundtrack and recognised the main theme from RA. (Yep, that's me)

You know you're cool when you are 13 years old and you played PSX version instead of GBA one (YES ITS SUCK but it was a reponse to THEdragon, but it's horrible for him )

You know you suck at Rayman when it's starts to rain. MAN! D: