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Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 3:22 pm
by Hoozang
We can never escape from the Interwebs. Never.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:20 pm
by Acarr
Hoozang wrote:We can never escape from the Interwebs. Never.

Yes you can. It's called real life. :P

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:21 pm
by Hoozang
No. The Matrix.
*song plays*

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:23 pm
by Acarr
Hoozang wrote:No. The Matrix.
*song plays*

I think therefore I am?

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:24 pm
by DandyGuy
Acarr wrote:
Hoozang wrote:No. The Matrix.
*song plays*

I think therefore I am?
René Descartes would be proud!

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:54 pm
by Hoozang
How can we difference the real world from the internet? Totally a difficulty nowadays.
"The RPC, now on your closest web window!"

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:01 pm
by Bradandez
What's a door's favorite joke?

A knock knock joke.

Re:

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:01 pm
by incognito
Hoozang wrote:How can we difference the real world from the internet? Totally a difficulty nowadays.
In real life plumbers or TV technicians aren't welcomed by naked huge breasted women.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:02 pm
by Bradandez
How do you pay for stuff when you're underwater?

You pay with current-sea.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:03 pm
by Hoozang
What? I'll just reply with "Subway's sandwiches are cool".

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:04 pm
by Bradandez
What kind of key do you use for a Mon-lock?

A Mon-key.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:05 pm
by incognito
We have a topic for that kind of jokes in the French Forums. :mrgreen:

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:09 pm
by Bradandez
Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog?

Because it was a chili dog!

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:11 pm
by Hoozang
I can't even. I have lost my mind. I cannot reply further than this.
choo choo
The Hooz-Boat is sailing from Off-Topic! Next Parade is somewhere

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:14 pm
by DandyGuy
Masta is gonna take your tings for being off topic.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:20 pm
by Master
Off topic in off-topic? Sounds redundant. But yeah, we do have a jokes thread somewhere, iirc.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:27 pm
by Acarr
Bradandez wrote:How do you pay for stuff when you're underwater?

You pay with current-sea.

I told my flat-mate this joke and I just got a look of disapproval.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:34 pm
by Eren
Bradandez wrote:How do you pay for stuff when you're underwater?

You pay with current-sea.
that joke gave me cancer

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:35 pm
by Bradandez
Thanks, I made that joke myself :proud:

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:36 pm
by incognito
Eren wrote:
Bradandez wrote:How do you pay for stuff when you're underwater?

You pay with current-sea.
that joke gave me cancer
And thus means Braddy have to be sentenced for his crime, he is condemned to be called "Braddy" for a year.