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Bradandez wrote:You know you suck at Rayman when you don't like the two first games.

It's interesting how you enjoy the series a lot even though you absolutely despise the iconic cornerstones that formed its basis. I'm not sure there's many game series that can have that effect on people.

Hold on there. I don't absolutely despise the first to games. I like them but not as much as all of you. I just love the recent games a lot more. It may seem like I give the first two games a whole lot of crap but I'm just putting my views in an extreme, exaggerated way.

You know you suck at Rayman when you die in Rayman 3.
No, seriously that game is just easyeh. (but i love it )

Seriously, welcome to the forum. If you like, you can introduce yourself at: viewtopic.php?t=1616

You know you suck at Rayman when you try to kill Murfy in Rayman Legends, thinking he's helping the enemy, rather than trying to help you defeat them.

You know you suck at Rayman when you shoot the electric prison bars

You know you suck at Rayman when the pirates don't want to shoot you because you can't even strafe around them.

When you try to carve a new guitar out of stone for the Musician, but you accidentally carve him a cello instead.

You know you suck at Rayman when the game doesn't want to load.

You know you suck at Rayman when his hand is in your mouth

You know you suck at Rayman when you fail the tutorial level.

When Betilla doesn't invite Rayman to her gardens.

When upon Rayman finding Tarayzan, Tarayzan steals Rayman's clothes and runs off to dye his hair blond and go save the world himself because Rayman was doing such a horrible job at it.

When the Magician insists that you'd rather not know the story of Rayman.

When Murfy has to give you advice ALL the time about the most basic of things

When the Musician doesn't care about his guitar and he's just crying because he saw you.

...you collect 1000 red lums

...when the game forces you to play as Plok instead of Rayman.

When Rayman stuffs the magic seed up his nose, causing a giant flower to erupt out of his skull.

When the game starts, the game gives you a special difficulty for you, to do not get hurt.

THEdragon wrote:When Rayman stuffs the magic seed up his nose, causing a giant flower to erupt out of his skull.

When he stuffs another up his nose, but this time his farts smell like flowers and rainbows.

When you finally finish Rayman Origins and Legends (Taking several years and a lot of help from others to do so) and you still haven't figured out that the Magician betrayed Rayman and his friends.

Shrooblord wrote: When he stuffs another up his nose, but this time his farts smell like flowers and rainbows.

I'm curious... what does a rainbow smell like?