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Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 9:25 pm

What did the sheep say to propose to his lover?

"Wool you marry me?"

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 5:57 am

Bradandez wrote:What did the sheep say to propose to his lover?

"Wool you marry me?"

And the chipmunk asks wood you date a lumberjack.

incognito · Post by **incognito** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 6:42 am

The off topic is now the Pun thread.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:42 pm

Do you guys know where the circus fire took place at?
"No."
I don't know either, but I hear it was in-tents.

DandyGuy · Post by **DandyGuy** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:48 pm

I ate a clock once. It was time consuming.

Eren · Post by **Eren** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:51 pm

BRAD PLEASE

STAHP

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:29 pm

So I happen to be reading a book about Anti-Gravity. Turns out, it's hard to put down.

DandyGuy · Post by **DandyGuy** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:54 pm

What kind of bats like to hang from ropes? Acrobats.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:58 pm

What's a zombie's favorite kind of dessert?

A handshake!

Imco · Post by **Imco** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:58 pm

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:00 pm

But did you hear about how the deaf man's wife died?

Neither did he.

Imco · Post by **Imco** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:00 pm

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

incognito · Post by **incognito** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:02 pm

I would love to help, but I'm not enough good in english yet to make puns.

Imco · Post by **Imco** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:03 pm

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 9:54 pm

I was being chased by a dog and tried to hide behind my fence, but the dog broke through it.

Looks like I was pretty de-fenceless.

Hoozang · Post by **Hoozang** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 10:12 pm

I love your puns Brad, Imco and Dandy! Bravo, bravo! Here eat all my popcorn you dweebs.

I'd like to make a pun but all my jokes suck.

incognito · Post by **incognito** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 6:17 am

Is that suck your waifu ?

I tried

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 7:33 am

Yes you did try. Please don't try again.

OCG · Post by **OCG** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 12:27 am

Looks like this mass murderer that also hates Rayman btw is threatening again with hunger strike:
http://www.rt.com/news/317146-breivik-t ... er-strike/

Haruka · Post by **Haruka** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 4:45 pm

Yes, people are going to get worried sick.

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