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Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 9:25 pm
by Bradandez
What did the sheep say to propose to his lover?

"Wool you marry me?"

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 5:57 am
by Reese Riverson
Bradandez wrote:What did the sheep say to propose to his lover?

"Wool you marry me?"
And the chipmunk asks wood you date a lumberjack. :P

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 6:42 am
by incognito
The off topic is now the Pun thread. :mrgreen:

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:42 pm
by Bradandez
Do you guys know where the circus fire took place at?
"No."
I don't know either, but I hear it was in-tents.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:48 pm
by DandyGuy
I ate a clock once. It was time consuming.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:51 pm
by Eren
BRAD PLEASE
Image STAHP

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:29 pm
by Bradandez
So I happen to be reading a book about Anti-Gravity. Turns out, it's hard to put down.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:54 pm
by DandyGuy
What kind of bats like to hang from ropes? Acrobats.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:58 pm
by Bradandez
What's a zombie's favorite kind of dessert?

A handshake!

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:58 pm
by Imco
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:00 pm
by Bradandez
But did you hear about how the deaf man's wife died?

Neither did he.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:00 pm
by Imco
I used to be a banker but I lost interest

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:02 pm
by incognito
I would love to help, but I'm not enough good in english yet to make puns.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:03 pm
by Imco
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 9:54 pm
by Bradandez
I was being chased by a dog and tried to hide behind my fence, but the dog broke through it.

Looks like I was pretty de-fenceless.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 10:12 pm
by Hoozang
I love your puns Brad, Imco and Dandy! Bravo, bravo! Here eat all my popcorn you dweebs.

I'd like to make a pun but all my jokes suck.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 6:17 am
by incognito
Is that suck your waifu ?

I tried

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 7:33 am
by Bradandez
Yes you did try. Please don't try again.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 12:27 am
by OCG
Looks like this mass murderer that also hates Rayman btw is threatening again with hunger strike:
http://www.rt.com/news/317146-breivik-t ... er-strike/

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 4:45 pm
by Haruka
Yes, people are going to get worried sick.