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Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 9:50 pm
by Pirez
Yeah, but this skill in particular can prove to be very useful

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 9:52 pm
by incognito
I completely forgot that ! Thank you much ! :mwahaha:

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 9:55 pm
by Acarr
Shame he missed

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 10:04 pm
by #Rubber mark#
anaphasiia wrote:Reiteration: why is it okay for a parent to hit their child for stealing the cookie jar, but it's bad for a boyfriend to hit his girlfriend for cheating on him?
It's because the second statement is false. Cheating girlfriends obviously deserve a good beating, and though I know a lot of men are afraid to contribute to their education in that way because of the unjustified risks they expose themselves to if they get sued, there fortunately is a good solution: you need to hit her repeatedly in the stomach, so that you don't leave marks that could be used against you in misandristic courts.

Though the threat of an even worse beating is usually enough to prevent them from telling anyone. :D

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 10:09 pm
by Acarr
#Rubber mark# wrote:
anaphasiia wrote:Reiteration: why is it okay for a parent to hit their child for stealing the cookie jar, but it's bad for a boyfriend to hit his girlfriend for cheating on him?
It's because the second statement is false. Cheating girlfriends obviously deserve a good beating, and though I know a lot of men are afraid to contribute to their education in that way because of the unjustified risks they expose themselves to if they get sued, there fortunately is a good solution: you need to hit her repeatedly in the stomach, so that you don't leave marks that could be used against you in misandristic courts.

Though the threat of an even worse beating is usually enough to prevent them from telling anyone. :D
This would also work if she's pregnant, so she doesn't try to get you to pay for child support. :D

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 10:11 pm
by #Toilet Paper#
Acarr wrote:
#Rubber mark# wrote:
anaphasiia wrote:Reiteration: why is it okay for a parent to hit their child for stealing the cookie jar, but it's bad for a boyfriend to hit his girlfriend for cheating on him?
It's because the second statement is false. Cheating girlfriends obviously deserve a good beating, and though I know a lot of men are afraid to contribute to their education in that way because of the unjustified risks they expose themselves to if they get sued, there fortunately is a good solution: you need to hit her repeatedly in the stomach, so that you don't leave marks that could be used against you in misandristic courts.

Though the threat of an even worse beating is usually enough to prevent them from telling anyone. :D
This would also work if she's pregnant, so she doesn't try to get you to pay for child support. :D
Look here ! A car ! :D

*Laughs*

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 10:12 pm
by MLII
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let's just stop hitting people how does that sound?

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 10:24 pm
by #Rubber mark#
Acarr wrote:This would also work if she's pregnant, so she doesn't try to get you to pay for child support. :D
Alimony! Two birds with one stone. :D

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 10:38 pm
by Hunchman801
Regarding the dog incident, I don't find it shocking at all and I think it's probably much better than actually hitting it.

As for kids, I agree with anaphasiia's point that the punishment should not be the way for kids to learn, but unfortunately it's sometimes required. When a kid misbehaves, the first thing to do is not to hit them but to tell them off and explain why they shouldn't act they way they did. But just like everyone, almost all kids will do things that they're well aware are immoral or problematic which is why a good smack is often needed if they persist. It's the same reason we have jails, else why would be bother obeying the law?

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:46 pm
by Bradandez
Hunchman801 wrote:If the dumb dog can't stop barking, why tape its mouth shut when you can make spring rolls out of it?
lol, Ching Chong Ching Chong :chinois:

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:55 pm
by Hunchman801
Bradandez wrote:lol, Ching Chong Ching Chong :chinois:
That's WACIST! :shock:

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 12:37 am
by DandyGuy
Hunchman801 wrote:
Bradandez wrote:lol, Ching Chong Ching Chong :chinois:
That's WACIST! :shock:
That's RAYCIST! :D

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 6:53 am
by incognito
It's WOUCIST ! :waaahhh: Private rd joke.

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 8:48 am
by Bradandez
I'm not racist. But I gotta say, if those damn yellow chinks open their eyes a little wider, then maybe they'd be better drivers. I'm just sayin'.

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Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:05 am
by NyaNyaLily
DandyGuy wrote:
Hunchman801 wrote:
Bradandez wrote:lol, Ching Chong Ching Chong :chinois:
That's WACIST! :shock:
That's RAYCIST! :D
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Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 11:33 am
by Harpic fraîcheur
CHRdutch wrote:
DandyGuy wrote:
Hunchman801 wrote:
Bradandez wrote:lol, Ching Chong Ching Chong :chinois:
That's WACIST! :shock:
That's RAYCIST! :D
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Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 12:13 pm
by MLII
i think it's amazing how quickly conversations can degrade here. :')

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 12:53 pm
by incognito
That's Internet.
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Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 1:38 pm
by Acarr
DandyGuy wrote:
Hunchman801 wrote:
Bradandez wrote:lol, Ching Chong Ching Chong :chinois:
That's WACIST! :shock:
That's RAYCIST! :D
Damn those limbless types with their big noses

Re: Off Topic

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:27 pm
by Dart

More Final Fantasy 7, yay!