Corrupt a wish!

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:17 pm

That wish was once granted, it ended badly.

I wish that the Day of the Doctor were already here.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:43 am

Granted. Now time is skipping rapidly.

I wish to ride on a cloud.

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:19 am

And so you do, but then it rains, and its lack of density means you fall right down.

I wish to not have to go to college today.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:08 pm

Granted, but you are stuck with chores.

I wish today will be an okay day.

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:30 pm

Hm, well, it was gloriously ok, though it was rated 1/10 for its mediocrity.

I want something exciting to happen.

Post by **boomboleros7** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:19 pm

It's the end of the world. So exciting...

I wish to escape from that end of the world.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 12:53 am

Nope. Everyone is ded now.

I wish to start a new society.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:01 am

You start a society of mindbenders, soon, there's no need for societies.

I wish for an army of SA-X

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:33 am

Their only weapons are saxophones.

I wish for gold.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:34 am

You obtain the entirety of the new series Doctor Who soundtrack, composed by Murray Gold.

I wish to know if that was a good thing.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:39 am

I have no idea. So there's no answer.

I wish to have 10,000 tings donated to me.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:45 am

They were donated, but were immediately annihilated by Anti-Bradandez...

I wish the pain in my wrists subsided.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:48 am

Now the pain goes to your thighs.

I wish it starts raining.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:50 am

It rained daggers, there are puddles of blood.

I want to be less morbid.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:03 am

Sure, but your humor gets stale.

I wish for a fresh loaf of bread now.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:11 am

Unfortunately, it's fresh, but moulds instantly when touched.

I wish to have an arch-nemesis.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:13 am

It's the Doctor. And he always wins.

I wish I can stop being lazy.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:36 am

Ooh, yes, the Master is one of the Doctor's long time foes.

I wish I didn't have to wake up with sticky eyes.

jurebj · Post by **jurebj** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 10:47 am

Wish granted. You're now blind.

I wish for a better phone.

OCG · Post by **OCG** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 11:43 am

You get iPhone...BRICKED!

I wish for PS4 and Wii U at the same time.

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