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Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:45 am
by Ambidextroid
> fart on food
> enjoy it myself

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:50 am
by Matyuv
Does farting in a bathtub make it a jacuzzi

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:50 am
by Ambidextroid
Only if it's constant

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:51 am
by Keane
> fart into ventilator

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:52 am
by Adsolution
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Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:52 am
by Ambidextroid
Qual post

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:56 am
by Adsolution
warlock kick?

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:57 am
by Keane
i iwsh ad would smile like me as mafgificn does in the sig

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:58 am
by Adsolution
keanu reeves

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:59 am
by Ambidextroid
It's frustrating when you need to fart and you're sitting down so the exit is blocked so you lean to the side to make way and it all comes out at once and you just prolapse

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:00 am
by Keane
what if mario threw odyssey cap at fart bananana

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:17 am
by Ambidextroid
It would be rejected

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:19 am
by Keane
> poo into gun
> shoot at people

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:20 am
by Ambidextroid
> Poo into actual glock
> Bring in airport
> Shoot poo, everyone laugh high five security guard

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:23 am
by Keane
> fart into a backpack
> put gun in and close
> inspection opens bag, fart releases

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:26 am
by Ambidextroid
> driving plane
> about to crash into pentagon
> just dodge at last second but launch bomb
> everyone sigh of releif but scream again when see bomb
> bomb actually just poo, coats pentagon
>everyone laugh high five security guard medal of honour

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:32 am
by Keane
> shit in nutella jar
> sell banana chocolate crepes

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:32 am
by Ambidextroid
Just poo in crepe of random passerby and high five

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:35 am
by Keane
> poo all over toilet, smear it on walls, fling it at the floor and ceiling

Re: FART

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:37 am
by Ambidextroid
> poo on live stage
> elect me president