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Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:39 am
by Hunchman801
1 let's meet that snitch-ass bitch mozzafuckers

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:40 am
by LoveMetal
A few hundred meters after the exit, you find a little motel on the left of the road.
1. Park the car and go to the motel
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:40 am
by Hunchman801
1
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:41 am
by LoveMetal
You open the door of then motel. The door bell rings.
A groom welcomes you: "I'm glad you found your way to the Disposable Motel. Do you want to... Hold on a second!"
1. What?
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:42 am
by Hunchman801
1 mouais
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:43 am
by LoveMetal
"I'm sorry but farts are not allowed here, please read the sign on our front door." says the groom.
Ajax is starting to get angry. "I'm not a fucking animal you cocksplat!"
1. Fight the groom
2. Tell Ajax to wait for you outside
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:46 am
by Hunchman801
1 nobody likes a racist even if it's against farts.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:46 am
by LoveMetal
You enter in a fight against Groom.
Every enemy has a different block/charge/attack pattern.You should try to find them out.
>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7
What will be your next action?
1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:46 am
by Hunchman801
1 let's see how this one works
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:46 am
by LoveMetal
>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7
You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?
1. Continue charging
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:47 am
by Hunchman801
1
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:47 am
by LoveMetal
>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7
You are attacking for 1.
Enemy is also attacking you, for 1 damage.
What will be your next action?
1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:48 am
by Hunchman801
1 charge attack-?
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:48 am
by LoveMetal
>> Your HP: 6
>> Enemy HP: 6
You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is blocking.What will be your next action?
1. Continue charging
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:49 am
by Hunchman801
1 charge-attack-block-?
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:50 am
by LoveMetal
>> Your HP: 6
>> Enemy HP: 6
You are attacking for 1.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?
1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:53 am
by Hunchman801
3 charge-attack-block-charge-?
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:53 am
by LoveMetal
>> Your HP: 6
>> Enemy HP: 5
You are blocking.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?
1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:55 am
by Hunchman801
3 charge-attack-block-charge-charge damn it that was a double charge
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:55 am
by LoveMetal
>> Your HP: 6
>> Enemy HP: 5
You are blocking.
Enemy is attacking you, for 3 damage (BLOCKED).
What will be your next action?
1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect