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iHeckler9 wrote:I dreamt that there was a Heckler combined with a Spinneroo and he was chasing after me, so I found a Heavy Metal Fist and started shooting at him, but it was guarded by a Knaaren/Hoodoo.
Since he was part Knaaren, I couldn't kill him.
I found a Shock Rocket and fired at a gong on the wall, but since he was part Hoodoo, he ignored it and jumped down. I hid behind a box filled with what I thought was plum juice, so I hid behind it. There was a Vortex there as well.
The Speckler ran towards me and started firing its gun at me. It missed, hitting the barrel. It wasn't filled with plum juice.
It was filled with Grims.
Explosive Grims.
The Koodoo ran at me, its claws blazing towards the crate. I jumped and the crate exploded. It took me towards a crack in the wall. The blast sent the Vortex up towards the crack as well. I grabbed the Vortex and shot at the Koodoo.
It shrunk the Koodoo down to the size of an ant.
Which the Speckler stood on.
With that out of the way, I thought it would be easy to destroy him. The Dark Lum from the Koodoo flew up towards the crack and flew past my head, into a cave which I failed to notice.
When it came out, it had legs that made it as tall as a Knaaren.
How quickly the hunter becomes the hunted.
The Banaaren ran at the Speckler, trying to step on me. They fought like dogs. I found a Shock Rocket and fired at the Speckler.
It killed the Banaaren. But the Shock Rocket was so weak that it made a black hole.
The Speckler was so strong that while the place filled up with lava, he ran into the crack and I followed.
When he came out, he was covered with all sorts of Hoodlums. Bombers on his shoulders. A Lavomatrix on his back. Legs like the Hoodstomper. Wings like a Hoodloon. Rapid fire like a Hoodstormer. He even had a gun upgrade.
Lava behind me, the Behemoth in front of me.
Trapped.
I ran past the Behemoth to the cave, ran through and I found instead of a big machine producing these monsters...
100 Behemoths.
They cornered in from everywhere, knowing that I would die a painful death.
'Wake up, it's time for school.'
Dream end.


Try to top that.

I can't be bothered reading it.