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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:14 pm
by Hedgehog673
Because you got a goat in the head.

Why isn't Globox 10 ft taller?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:25 pm
by Rayray1994
Because when he was young, Clark hit him on the head.

Why not?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:26 pm
by MLII
Because I said so! >C

Is Reflux a crossdresser?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:00 pm
by Hedgehog673
Of course, what else?

Why are the Teensies grey?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:21 pm
by Julia_Patti
Because it's easier to pretend to be a pebble.

How did Murfy get his freckles?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:08 pm
by Rayray1994
When he born. It's genetical. He his Razoff's secret son.

Who is Murfy's mother?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:16 pm
by Julia_Patti
A marker Razoff drew him on the wall with! :P He wanted to brighten up the gloomy atmosphere, and didn't expect Murfy to come to life suddenly.

Can Betilla knit a mitten for a Paluchard?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:40 pm
by iHeckler9
She can't knit.

Would you hang a Paluchard when you give him a wristband?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:45 pm
by Julia_Patti
To have a pack of other ones fly into him and flop down in a pile? No way.

If there are Teensies, where are the Hugeums?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:46 pm
by Rayman fan2000
They died the same day the Dinosaurs died in the same way.

Why does Rayman say "kah" instead of "car" in the Rayman TV Series?(I know, stupid question....which is wat this topic is for XD)

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:50 pm
by Julia_Patti
'Cause he's my KAH-ntryman (Russian) and still haven't got rid of the accent. :D

What can cause a teensie to grow?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:52 pm
by Rayray1994
When he eat a Paluchard.

Why Globox has a little brain?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:00 pm
by Julia_Patti
Because Polokus remembered of it only in the end of creating him.

Why Razoff is so lithe?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:08 am
by The Jonster
Bumped, but this is a little interesting to see, considering how successful this is in the off-topic. Dunno how far this would go though....

Because Razoff is Birds858's waifu.

Why is Rayman limbless?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:27 pm
by WizardMinecraft
Because he has to


Why do lums regenerate when restarting a level

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 2:01 pm
by StelzenBomber
Why is Rayman an Aubergine? AND why is globox not a box?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:41 pm
by The Jonster
WizardMinecraft wrote:Because he has to

Why do lums regenerate when restarting a level
Because they are magical fairies.
StelzenBomber wrote:Why is Rayman an Aubergine? AND why is globox not a box?
Just because. (You forgot to ask a question by the way).

Why is Mr. Dark's lair in a candy land?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:50 pm
by Birds858
Because chocolade.

Why Rayman can’t swim in Rayman 1 ?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:58 pm
by Aaron
Because the water is evil

Why do Teensies' noses look like long potatoes?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:59 pm
by The Jonster
Because people use them to cut off the potato noses and bake them (or fry or steam or etc)

What is the stairway to wall in the SOSAF?