Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:06 pm**

When Rayman can't see where he's going because you put his head on backwards when you were assembling him.

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:28 pm**

When Rayman is so drunk that he didn't think of walking backwards

Posted: **Fri Mar 27, 2015 6:32 am**

...when the Dreamer's Door actually leads you to Hell.

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:02 am**

Jak and daxter step in for rayman because he sucks to hard

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:23 am**

When Hitler launch KillEveryone.exe

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:37 am**

...the first silver lum causes Rayman to spontaneously combust.

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:44 am**

... the first silver lum causes Rayman to kill Globox and Murfy.

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:51 pm**

When Nazis invaders storm the glade of dreams instead of robot pirates and kill all the teensies in gas chambers instead of caging them

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:06 pm**

...Tily invades RPC

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:40 pm**

When tilly is a playable character in rayman 2

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:56 pm**

...Tily learns Globox PSI love

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:19 pm**

When rayman leaves globox to die

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:34 am**

When Globox suck Rayman.

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:25 am**

When rayman only screws lums and will not listen to you

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:33 am**

When Rayman is fucking Barbara.

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:41 am**

Harpic fraîcheur wrote:When Rayman is fucking Barbara.

Actually when you think about it if rayman is fucking anything you suck at rayman

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:41 am**

Harpic fraîcheur wrote:When Rayman is fucking Barbara.

Actually when you think about it if rayman is fucking anything you suck at rayman

Posted: **Sun Apr 12, 2015 12:55 pm**

When you defeat Ales definitively only to have Gandalf betray you and become the new villain.

Posted: **Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:00 pm**

When Hitler is back and he kill Rayman and Globox with an army of Grolgoth!

Posted: **Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:26 pm**

...Rayman instantly explodes after you pressed start because you pressed the start button too loud.

You know you suck at Rayman when...