Rayman Pirate-Community

I love that joke.

PluMGMK wrote:Should I shoot you now, or wait until I get home?

I would like a slap.
Can I fly out of a window?

Of course. You just have to beliiiiieve!

Have I seriously run out of questions?

You ran out of them dang questions.
Oh gosh...I think I ran out of them dang questions too.

Too bad! / How sad! / Mad, dad? / That's fab! / And Drag. / Let's wag / those furfgts / ass!

Give it up for the Bningham rap! HEY!
Uh-... uh... uhuh... uh
How much deer wouldcha like to see / I can't keep Rulzez away from me / Need beer / Oh dear / Furfagts here / Let's clear - SCRAM!
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Wahtca tink, ruLZez?

Oh deer god.

(continue please)

By popular demand:

Hop in acur / Drive so far / To Sri Lanka / Harhaheehahaa! / Oh wate a sec r u pedo? / Psssh no! / o3o Let's go!
HuMchman show up / Furfgts ded / HuMchman blown up / Kommunists say'd
"We so sad / Wish HuMch wer hyre" / Wis come tru / U luky deer!
Fuk u Rulzez, I nid space / Got Rulzez all up in my fase / Cain't not tink / He's on my midn / Making racist jokes all teh thyme
Dad's an ashul / Yr a fag / Kommunists, rly, just as bad / Serzaz hax0rs my PC / Now I've got Wall-etz on me skryn
Nvremind asshuls, this just in: Dreslife just left teh scene / Let's taek the ERC and partee hrad / Ugh, g'bye, losers, y'all r-tards
Bningham outta here. Peace.

Whatcha really want, whatcha really, really want?

Shrooblord wrote: Dad's an ashul / Yr a fag / Kommunists, rly, just as bad

This part makes little sense, plus I see you take more inspiration from B&RStuck. However, this is epic shit. Record this song, NAO.

I want to rape you.

How do I shot web?

Rulez wrote:

Shrooblord wrote: Dad's an ashul / Yr a fag / Kommunists, rly, just as bad

This part makes little sense, plus I see you take more inspiration from B&RStuck. However, this is epic shit. Record this song, NAO.

Eh, yeah. I just thought it made sense in the B&R world. And it makes a little sense because Bningham and Rulzez are always calling each other names. Everyone seems to be calling everyone something, right? Doesn't really matter, I guess.
Yes I was considering it, but I don't really have a rapper voice... we'll see.
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Becos u Spider-Men.

U superpowers, homeboy?

Fo' batshizzle.

What kind of car does Rayman drive?

ACAAAH

What's the never-ending story?

An old book that i just grabbed from my bookshelf.

Is Bob your uncle?

Nope, he's my brother wife. ( yes i know what these things mean )

Hast du mehr als zwanzig Geschwistern?

Du bist ein arschloch.

What? Don't speak German?

Six. I mean, nein.

What happens when a moon crashes into another moon?

Supernova.

Do you like eating shit?

You spelled 'cake' wrong. And yes, I do.

Beer, money, women or reality TV?

I choose moose, or is it meese? Mooses, meeses?

Why do they call it a flea market if they don't sell fleas?

Because of the colour blue, obviously?

i hav bat sp3lli|\|G ??!1

733T Y00T, 50 QQ 47R34DY.

Did you know the Earth has a mass of six yoctotons?

Yes, whateva it is.
Why Earth isn't cube?