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I'm in for some microwave mac and cheese in a minute

Some bomb ass teriyaki chicken! So delicious!

baNAnaZ

Barbecue Chicken Pizza, aw yeah.

Eating human skin, aw yeah!

It has been two months since I last poached an egg - my one claim to culinary genius.

Somehow, they came out better than ever before.

Perfectly round, perfectly balanced, perfectly cooked so that the yolk was still runny but with body... I truly am the master of poaching. :')

Jewish Candy wrote:Perfectly round, perfectly balanced

I swear I've heard you describe something else in the exact same way...

If I have, it's not without good reason

I've never succesfuly poached an egg

I think you were talking about lewa, my right testicle

Imco97 wrote:I've never succesfuly poached an egg

I've never unsuccessfully poached an egg The key is in making sure the water is hot enough and having a knack for timing.

@BadGuy, Lewa ain't shit

That must've been painful.

Or maybe you were talking about your tits, my mammary ain't great, I don't remember.

Every time I try to poach an egg it turns out to be egg water

Ugh, yeah, those scraggly bits of egg are na-sty.

MrBadGuy wrote:my mammary ain't great

Don't be so hard on yourself, you're beautiful

Jewish Candy wrote:you're beautiful

You really go back and forth on that, don't you?

Do I? I think we're all agreed that you're a hottie mctottie

I'm eating some of the best toast I've had in a long while.
Mmmmmm, Marmite all day every day.

Toast in the evening? Not what one would take as a conventional choice.

Jewish Candy wrote:Do I? I think we're all agreed that you're a hottie mctottie

Well I know that, I wasn't sure everyone was in consensus, but if that's the case then I'm satisfied