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The Jonster wrote: Wed May 28, 2025 9:35 am Guess you should stick with an iphone zxK.

Another for the memes/documentary topic!

The Jonster wrote: Wed May 28, 2025 9:35 am Wish I could run faster.

Granted, but all you can run faster is a Windows 3 Computer

I wish reputations didn’t exist.

Granted, but because of this, people hardly know people who are not their friends or relatives.

I wish Elon Musk would support Ubisoft Entertainment with money!

Granted, but he buys the entire company and somehow makes it even worse than it already is.

I wish for the idea of floating colonies on Venus to actually be built, and maintained!

Granted but there’s only 5 people who go clinically insane being this far away from their home planet earth, and they all resort to cannibalism and there’s one survivor left. That could make for a good dystopian psychological horror book actually!

I wish I could quickly whizz through Rayman 3 when I play it later (until I get to where I last was)

Granted, but you wished this on a stupid Genie who misunderstood: only the Game Boy Advance version and the mobile version are called Rayman 3, Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc is the 3D version, so you have to start the game from the beginning.

I wish there was some kind of government where Razorbeard was the president.

Wish.... Granted? Dont think I have to change anything about this one. Just let Razorbeard do his thing, and soon the whole world will be under his rule!

I wish that gladiator fights would start happening again!

Teensies in Globox wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 8:33 am I wish there was some kind of government where Razorbeard was the president.

Granted, but we're forced to live under it. Razorbeard's first rule: no Rayman games ever!

Ithasmore wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 3:35 pm I wish that gladiator fights would start happening again!

Granted, but you wind up in a battle to the death against the toughest gladiator there is. Good luck making it out alive...

I wish this character (I call him Raymint) from a concept art was added to Rayman Adventures and/or Rayman Mini.

Granted but his eyes give off an unbearably bright light every 10 seconds

I wish I could walk on walls.

Granted, but before you're allowed to walk on them, you have to write the word "wall" on it 50 times, so that people knoe that it really is a wall!

I wish for all itches to vanish!

Granted, but they furiously come back 100 times as strong a minute later, and double every day and never leave!

I wish there were more videos on topics I liked that I could watch when bored.

Granted, but they’re all boring video essays.

I wish I could use a sweeping broom as a magic scepter.

Granted, but members such as The Jonster, Greengoop and Ithasmore can’t help but steal it!

I wish the UK was bigger.

Granted!
UK
How’s that bud?

I wish certain get rich quick schemes actually worked.

Granted, but now all that money is worthless as everyone does it.

I wish you have a nice dinner!

Granted, but now you have to have a nice dinner too!

I wish Microsoft would stop locking video game IPs in its inactivity dungeon.

Granted, but they make official r34 that is also canon.

I wish “canon” didn’t exist, or at least people didn’t care about it so much.

Granted, but the company Canon ceases to exist!
I wish i had ice cream right now.

Granted, but it’s melted and is the fine new camel shit flavour!

I wish I had an actually good Ice Cream Parlour in my town.

Granted, but the only flavor they have is the hot new llama urine!

I wish the UbiArt games had more characters from Rayman 1, 2, and 3 return.

Granted, but it’s only characters that add totally nothing to the game!

I wish I could post and go outside at the same time.