Rayman Pirate-Community

granted, but you die in 20 mintues.

I wish i had a new bike.

Granted, but it's just a small LEGO bike.

I wish I could guarantee that I would make it to Record Day.

Granted. we make an impressive total of 2 posts; both made by Greengoop!

I wish I could just relax later instead of having to get so much done.

Granted but now you are way less relaxed because you're worrying about getting so much done later :'))))) (yes this is literally what I always tell myself to get sh!t done)

I wish my landlord would just activate/fix my cable internet already.

Granted, but he messes up the internet and puts the entirety of the Netherlands, Scotland and Turkey offline.

I wish I had time to revise maths.

But then I can't stay in contact with my gf

You now have time to revise maths, but not enough time to post on RPC.

I wish I'm not the only one at the office tomorrow.

Good then Greengoop can stop posting like it’s RD around here

You’re not at the office then…you’re fired!

I wish I liked raw tomatoes.

Granted, you love them so much you spend all your money on them, and turn to theft to supply your raw tomato needs!

I wish every time I listened to a banger felt like the first time.

Now, every time someone asks you what your favorite song is, you cannot answer! Because you’ve never listened to any songs before!

Greengoop wishes he could steal my Tings.

Granted, but since you didn't wish for that, the scamp actually pulls it off!

I wish cod tasted better.

Granted, but because cod already tastes great, it becomes so great that it fries your taste buds!

I wish that all wishes wished for in this topic would be reversed.

Granted, but it adds so much confusion that it’s nearly completely unreadable here!

I wish I could wish for more wishes, and use those to wish that I wish to wish for more wishes

Granted... but you explode due to how confusing that is.

I wish i could get Tily faster.

Granted, but it’s a permanent Tily special rank!

I wish I knew why the Mr Dark rank looked like he had a shotgun in his hand

Granted, but you lose memory of RPC all togethor!

I wish to not fail math!

Granted, you barely pass, but nobody wants to employ you as it’s still a really low mark.

I wish I could see an updated 50 richest members list.

Granted.. but it costs you all your tings!

I wish i had all the free time in the world!

Granted but people get fed up with your laziness and you have to start working for yourself.

I wish I could touch old stuff without leaving finger marks in the dust.

Granted, but your dna is forever on the object!

I wish i had the motivation to finish my 2 latest xbox games.

Granted but the ending is a live action video of a person getting skinned alive.

I wish I was better at reading music.