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Granted.. but he sells weed instead!

I wish i had ideas for wishes and responses.

Granted, but all of them involve shrek being love and life, and the fact that it is ogre now.

I wish I had a Green pen with a bit of purple on the end.

Granted, but that purple isn't ink, but rather poison! Anyone that sees or writes the text with that pen is immediately killed. Use with caution!

I wish I could secure a Switch 2 + Mario Kart World bundle before they inevitably sell out.

You get one then, but then the police is called to your location for fraudulent selling and your stuff is confiscated.

I wish I could get the same thing for free.

Granted, but it was a tester copy and it’s drowned in dust and some other nasty stuff we don’t talk about.

I wish all workouts felt like the one I had last night.

Granted, but now the one you had last night felt like being skinned alive.

I wish it was easier for me to come up with good ideas for my creative endeavors.

Granted, every time you want to have a good idea, you have to come up 20 flights of stairs!

I wish I could get a free copy of the new Tomodachi Life for free that works on my laptop! (The only game series from Nintendo that I care for, lol)

Granted, but since it’s free for twice, Nintendo gets extra suspicious about it and sends an air strike to your house.

I wish you actually got gains every time you made a mistake.

Granted, you gain valuable life experience. Which was always the case, so this changes nothing!

I wish I didn't end up staying up until after 1am every night

Well now you don’t have to! Problem is you can’t seem to stay up past 7pm every night.

I wish Mission 53 in Sonic Adventure DX wasn’t so annoying.

Granted. It is removed entirely, alongside the entire game, due to your criticism hurting Yuji Naka's feelings.

I wish plants would fetch themselves some water.

Granted but they deroot themselves in the process.

I wish that ever since I was a kid I was legit

Granted, but being legit took that away from you, Chuck Norris.

I wish more Wii U consoles could have been sold!

Granted, but they were all immediately refunded, making them affect nothing!

I wish I could eat anything and everything without consequence.

Granted, but people shame you for being a glutton.

I wish I could see some of the nice people on Omegle again.

Granted, but when you see nice people, Omegle becomes outdated and gets deleted.

I wish Brainrot characters didn't exist!

Granted, but they are replaced with stationary objects making you feel uneasy.

I wish file size wasn’t an issue.

Granted, but fewer file formats can be used instead.

I wish the world had a righteous dictatorship.

Granted, but as soon as the righteous leader dies, a mass murdering satanist takes over.

I wish I didn’t have so much revision to do.

Greengoop wrote: Sat Jun 07, 2025 1:17 pm a mass murdering satanist

Sarah Fisher from Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix.

Greengoop wrote: Sat Jun 07, 2025 1:17 pm I wish I didn’t have so much revision to do.

Granted, but instead you become prime minister and realize you don't understand politics.

I wish humans were considered animals too, not just biologically.