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Both are delivered, but rivalries between the two reach a point where they both self-destruct rather than occupy the same residence.

I wish for breakfast.

Here you have, the breakfest of last year. (I mean they're expired)

I wish there was no translation issues in Crash Wrath of the Cortex. (Horrible, how could they do Options Sex out of Sound preferences?!)

The translator of Wrath of Cortex has dirty mind. Can't be translated better.

I wish for Crash of The Titans Japanese version.

You get it but the CD is scratched.

I wish a hundred pennies.

A Hundred Pennies are put into circulation, putting the entirety of the world out of balance by a £1.

I wish for a fiver.

Oh you meant money? I though you wanted fiber.

I wish to have high moral fiber.

Moral fiber is quite tough on the digestive system, soon your own digestive system rebels in self-righteousness, and so, you are now close to starvation.

I wish for a sail to mars.

Only a sail? Ok...Good luck breathing in space.

I wish to breathe in space.

And so you do, but Earth is a different matter, your adaptations to space mean that you no longer can survive from Earth, and thus, you are cast out.

I wish to be invited to the Panorama.

You get invited, but you're the only one there.

I wish to buy a fun game.

You paid, you played, but such was the experience offered, your very essence is lost, and you succumb to mindlessly playing the game.

I wish for a Nexus 5.

Sure but you drop it in the 5 minutes you have it.

I wish I could have an iPhone 5.

You don't know your own strength, and end up crushing it with your very touch.

I wish I didn't have to break all this bad news.

Sure you fix the bad news but, who's gonna the fix the good news now that you broke that too?

I wish I can run up walls.

You can run up, but you can't run down, good luck getting down!

I wish to make it clear that it's all in the details.

Sure but someone always finds a loophole.

I wish to be specific.

Wish granted; you are know trapped in the dictionary as the term "Specific". Escaping is impossible and therefore you live there until death. Enjoy.

That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight. Losing my religion.

And I don't know if I can do it.

I wish for fairest of all pizzas.

Wish granted but Rulez did something with it.

I wish i will aquire a 30 gb memory card.

Such a wish you've asked, Incognito, I can't even grant as it's almost as if it doesn't exist!

I wish Incognito would learn the rules of this game.

He learned the rules! But he must remove a move to learn this new one.

I wish to have the ability to rocket jump.