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A child’s observation: If a mother laughs at dad’s jokes, we have guests.

I just thought this up:

Person A: Who's the world's most powerful boxer?

Person B: John Cena.

Person A: John Cena what?

How does a rhino make fees?


It charges.

How does a car do security?

It petrols the area.

How do sneezes make me sound like a pokémon?


PI-KACHOO!

Ever get those people who have no recollection over what they just said?

Ever get those people who have no recollection over what they just said?

Ever...

Steo wrote:Ever get those people who have no recollection over what they just said?

Ever get those people who have no recollection over what they just said?

Ever...

Deja vu, bro!

You can call me whatever you like, but at the end of the day, it's nighttime.

That's bad

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf!
Leaf who?
Leaf the house, you’re not the owner anymore!

I made this up too but again it's a bit stupid.

A guy tells his friend to boil the kettle, he hears lots of noises and says is everything OK. His friend says yeah everything's cool. A few minutes later he gets a burning smell and thinks, what on earth is he doing. He runs into the kitchen and finds a blast furnace and screams "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? I SAID BOIL THE KETTLE, NOT BOIL THE METAL."

I'm going to try a joke of my own then.

What's the best part of a dentist's appointment??

WHEN IT'S OVER!!

Sorry that was bad, I know....

What type of sitar tells you what to do?

A baby sitar

Yes again that's terrible I can't think of anything good

I’m standing outside. In other words, I’m outstanding.

Sometimes I walk down the street and get shot at... I usually get to restart from the last checkpoint or load the game so it's fine.

I’m not lazy. I’m just naturally a very relaxed person.

I heard people say Reese Witherspoon a few times, but I've never seen her with her spoon, what do they mean?

I've never heard of dipping a spoon into a Reeses' cup.

What is existence? Deja Vu?

I was going to be late until I managed to get more time. I got to work and my boss was really angry. I thought but I got more time and he didn't want to hear it. How dumb did I feel when I got back home and checked through the condiments, what the hell is thyme?

My mood is currently swinging between an axe and gasoline.

No wonder this bus isn't moving. Who's the eejit who hired a Callaway Golf Driver?