Rayman Pirate-Community

...expected unexpectedly becomes unexpected.

...Rayman drink plumjuice and take Globox to the waterfall.

...you have to rehearse with the hoodlums to practise fighting them.

You know u suck at Rayman when...


Rayman 1:


... Moskito "accidentally" flings you off his back

... Mr Sax kills you without trying

... You die when you collect the first ting

... You die when you press the spacebar


Rayman 2:

... You die when Globox gives you the silver lum

... Razorbeard kills you without trying


Rayman Three: Hoodlum Havoc

... Andre refuses to turn red

... The Knaaren refuse to go to a gong

... Your level score for level 1 is 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

... You need your hands to get your hands

... Globox eats Rayman instead of Andre

... The doctors kill Globox to get Andre out

... You cant get past the music level in the Heart of the World

...After beating Reflux, you run around instead of change André, and he flies away. (I have never try to do this... '_')
...you don't get any stars after you have done the Murfy flying level.

...you get lost in the Murfy flying level.

...You laugh at the jokes in Rayman 3.
...You laugh when Rayman gets the green power.
...Rayman rotate himself with the green power.

CheatCat wrote:...You laugh at the jokes in Rayman 3.

I do that :[
...you can't beat me

... when you die in the murphy flying level

... you need the Red power to kill a slapdash (that would be embarrasing...)

CheatCat wrote:...After beating Reflux, you run around instead of change André, and he flies away. (I have never try to do this... '_')

i tried it and nothing happens. he just spins around and says something in gibberish.

... you can't beat this

They should make a Singstar Rayman with this song included.

... my seven age old little sister are better than you! (She has came to Razoff, by the way.)
... Rayman don't get the board in the boarddriving levels.

... you die when you touch a red lum

... the final reflux grows bigger instead of releasing andre, and u gotta do the end fight all over again

... you dont know where globox's juice barrel is in the hands level, even though its right in front of you.

... Globox's juice barrel beat down Rayman.
... Globox said: "I'm I figher, not a lower!"
... Rayman can't walk!
... Rayman only can walk.

El Dango wrote:They should make a Singstar Rayman with this song included.

I wouldn't buy that because I can't sing xD Nice idea though

...you wonder why your microphone doesn't work when playing R1

... rayman isnt on the rayman 3 box, and its called '3: Hoodlum Havoc'

... rayman isnt on the rayman 2 box and its called: '2: the great escape'

... rayman isnt on the rayman1 case and its called: '(name goes here, by Ubisoft!)'

... rayman wont jump when you tell him to

... rayman will commit suicide when you tell him to attack

... when i make continuing sentences about rayman and no one else

... Razorbeard is replaced by one of his Henchmen and you still can't beat him

... when a slapdash replaces the end reflux and you need to go back to the first level to find andre

... Murphy flies you into the hoodlums shots

... black lums heal and red lums can be turned black

... Rayman's head turns to this:

... Rayman's head turns into this:

... globox gives you and and and instead of a silver lum

... ly's silver lum kills you instead of carrying you

... you cant get offf the rocket

... you cant find one yellow lum

... you die when you break out of prison

... the rabbids become part of the series

Razorbeard wrote:... you cant get offf the rocket

Sometimes I can't...

...When you can't find the running shell.
...When the running shell don't want to run.
...You must use a Shock Rocket to bring down a plum.

...you respawn back in your prison cell after falling off the Buccaneer in the cutscene.
...you get stuck in the lava.