Corrupt a wish!

[dr_st]

Granted. Simply granted.

What about your wish?

I'll be back, I hope you'll have your wish by then.

OK, I wish you were back!

[Teensies in Globox]

OK, I wish you were back!

Granted, I'm back, but I want to continue "Corrupt a wish!".

I wish Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix's second season release was today!

[EdgyRabbid]

granted! but the animation is shit.

I wish the school year was shorter..

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but to compensate you have to do 5 times as much each day.

I wish the Leptys Scepter Quest got back into action already!

[The Jonster]

Too bad, the last holder was Greengoop! He magically uses the scepter to transform the Leptys Scepter Quest into the Ly Haters Club!

I wish my toe would heal already.

[Greengoop]

Granted, your toe miraculously heals! You believe it’s a blessing of sorts, so you do two very hard and specific actions that somehow work as well. Fully convinced that you have power to make anything happen, you rob a high security bank. Well, bad idea since you got caught and now you are forced to work as a cleaner in the White House for only $1 a month!

I wish Mr Bungle dropped another album soon, preferably similar to their self titled.

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but it becomes the latest TikTok trend so you hear it everywhere non stop.

I WISH I DIDNT HAVE TO WAIT AN ENTIRE FUCKING WEEK JUST TO START CLASS.

[Greengoop]

Granted, you’re forced into the most intensive test of your life right now, and the penalty for getting lower than 1627/1628 is death by suffocation. You open the page, and the first questions just say “yes or no?”

I wish I could make a riff that pops into my head catchy for more than 5 seconds before it turns into poor post grunge.

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but you become deaf and that's all you hear.

I wish I had a spider man car.

[Greengoop]

Granted, you have a car made of a man’s body, painted black and having six “legs” gruesomely stretched out to look like a spider!

I wish I could visit places with high crime rate without there being a risk of being killed.

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but you end up killing people.

I wish I didn't have to restring all my projects every 6 months.

[Greengoop]

Granted, now it’s impossible to restring them and they end up inevitably all falling apart!

I wish there was a place to have a whole music band practice for me.

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but its very loud.

I wish I had the motivation to go back to my beyond good and evil playthrough.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you smash the disc in your console while inserting it and it blows up.

I wish I could be born in the year 0 and live to be 2500 years old, despite looking and feeling freshly 21 at all time.

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but youre depressed

I wish I beat the RD record.

[Greengoop]

Granted, you manage a million posts somehow. It crashes the entire internet somehow and people go insane waiting for it to return. (It never does.)

I wish it was illegal to delist games from digital stores.

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but you gotta pay 100$ each!

I wish I could do a ting fund easier without getting banned!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but nobody wants to give you anything. Rather, a new spamming kid is able to make 10 million tings from donations and gets them all deducted.

I wish genre names didn’t turn me slightly away from the band, sometimes.

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but you look like an ass doing so!

I wish I didn't over think.

[Greengoop]

Granted, now you think about absolutely nothing and will constantly walk into walls and saw off your foot without thinking twice!

I wish there were more rural places that didn’t look like the middle of absolutely nowhere.