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Teensies in Globox wrote: Mon Aug 18, 2025 6:45 am

dr_st wrote: Mon Aug 18, 2025 5:55 am Granted. Simply granted.

What about your wish?

I'll be back, I hope you'll have your wish by then.

OK, I wish you were back!

dr_st wrote: Mon Aug 18, 2025 7:28 am OK, I wish you were back!

Granted, I'm back, but I want to continue "Corrupt a wish!".

I wish Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix's second season release was today!

granted! but the animation is shit.

I wish the school year was shorter..

Granted, but to compensate you have to do 5 times as much each day.

I wish the Leptys Scepter Quest got back into action already!

Too bad, the last holder was Greengoop! He magically uses the scepter to transform the Leptys Scepter Quest into the Ly Haters Club!

I wish my toe would heal already.

Granted, your toe miraculously heals! You believe it’s a blessing of sorts, so you do two very hard and specific actions that somehow work as well. Fully convinced that you have power to make anything happen, you rob a high security bank. Well, bad idea since you got caught and now you are forced to work as a cleaner in the White House for only $1 a month!

I wish Mr Bungle dropped another album soon, preferably similar to their self titled.

granted, but it becomes the latest TikTok trend so you hear it everywhere non stop.

I WISH I DIDNT HAVE TO WAIT AN ENTIRE FUCKING WEEK JUST TO START CLASS.

Granted, you’re forced into the most intensive test of your life right now, and the penalty for getting lower than 1627/1628 is death by suffocation. You open the page, and the first questions just say “yes or no?”

I wish I could make a riff that pops into my head catchy for more than 5 seconds before it turns into poor post grunge.

granted, but you become deaf and that's all you hear.

I wish I had a spider man car.

Granted, you have a car made of a man’s body, painted black and having six “legs” gruesomely stretched out to look like a spider!

I wish I could visit places with high crime rate without there being a risk of being killed.

granted, but you end up killing people.

I wish I didn't have to restring all my projects every 6 months.

Granted, now it’s impossible to restring them and they end up inevitably all falling apart!

I wish there was a place to have a whole music band practice for me.

granted, but its very loud.

I wish I had the motivation to go back to my beyond good and evil playthrough.

Granted, but you smash the disc in your console while inserting it and it blows up.

I wish I could be born in the year 0 and live to be 2500 years old, despite looking and feeling freshly 21 at all time.

granted, but youre depressed

I wish I beat the RD record.

Granted, you manage a million posts somehow. It crashes the entire internet somehow and people go insane waiting for it to return. (It never does.)

I wish it was illegal to delist games from digital stores.

granted, but you gotta pay 100$ each!

I wish I could do a ting fund easier without getting banned!

Granted, but nobody wants to give you anything. Rather, a new spamming kid is able to make 10 million tings from donations and gets them all deducted.

I wish genre names didn’t turn me slightly away from the band, sometimes.

granted, but you look like an ass doing so!

I wish I didn't over think.

Granted, now you think about absolutely nothing and will constantly walk into walls and saw off your foot without thinking twice!

I wish there were more rural places that didn’t look like the middle of absolutely nowhere.