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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:43 am
by Bradandez
Because they have no souls.
Why can't I eat a rock?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:44 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Because Santa Christ has given orders to the rocks, stating to them to have discrimination against you and not allow you to munch on them.
Judging by your last answer, are you implying that all gingers are retarded?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:46 am
by Bradandez
No, gingers are actually from the planet Venus who plan to probe every non-red headed person for their studies.
How can I speak fluent German with a Spanish accent?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:49 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Buy a dog!
Final solutions?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:50 am
by Bradandez
Finish all the pizza.
How do you spell "corn"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:51 am
by Dark Lum Lord
"Call of Duty" is the proper spelling of that term, of course. Er, well it is if you add a "y" at the end of "c-o-r-n".
Where does magic milk spit out of?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:52 am
by Bradandez
From the lizard. He spit on you.
Where are the Blacks?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:54 am
by technology4617
Magic milk has a tendency to squirt out of Chihuahua's anuses.
What is life?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:55 am
by Bradandez
It's when Shrek let's you touch his layers.
When's the mailman sleep?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:57 am
by technology4617
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:58 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Rulez.
I accidentally all over the place. Is that bad?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:59 am
by Bradandez
Not unless you clean it up.
How do you .gif?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:00 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Insert your penis into the vaginal port on your computer, sir.
Lulz?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:04 am
by technology4617
The menustration of bananas.
How do you molest a hybrid laptop?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:10 am
by Bradandez
Show no mercy.
Why is the sun hot?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:24 am
by technology4617
It be a sexy bitch!
Why does my finger hurt?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:18 am
by Bradandez
Because...anus.
Why does hot water still freeze?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:37 am
by Master
Particles are fond of each other.
Why do we feel tired?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:41 pm
by rolesfamily
Because of storms right?
Why do my fingers hurt?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:44 pm
by Master
An army of BMW's ran over it (I kid).
Why is Tech absolved of his crime?
