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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:45 am
by Keane
Fuck you?

Literally fuck DLL :?:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 10:29 am
by Master
And how would you do that to a Dynamic Link Library?

Why am I up late?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 3:12 pm
by jurebj
Because an elephant is bigger than a snake.
Why do we speak different languages?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 3:39 pm
by Master
We don't, we just move our mouths differently.

Why do we get upset?

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 4:02 pm
by jurebj
Because windows 8 feels weird.

Why do we communicate?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 4:06 pm
by Master
Life is nothing without it.

What is the purpose of the mouse?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 4:31 pm
by jurebj
To look at it.

Why don't I have Rayman M/Arena?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:10 pm
by rolesfamily
Because of the wind.

Why do I hate snow levels on video games?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:15 pm
by Master
It's either ice physics, and if that's not the case, then because you cannot grasp the true form of winter.

Why do I love the Summit Beyond the Clouds?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:20 pm
by rolesfamily
(^haha)

Because you've got a thing about Santa.

Why does Master's sig remind me of the Matrix??

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:23 pm
by Master
'Cause you've never played Metroid.

Why haven't you played Metroid?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:25 pm
by rolesfamily
Blame the teensies.

Why does the sky go grey sometimes ?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:27 pm
by Master
The way the Sun's light goes into the Earth, I suppose.

I heard lightning, right?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:28 pm
by rolesfamily
I think you're imagining weather fairies

why are cashew nuts so damned TASTY?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:29 pm
by Master
I think your taste buds are on some kind of ecstasy.

Why are tongues the strongest muscle?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:45 pm
by jurebj
Because they want to have a mustache.

why do I agree with ^^^^^^^^?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 7:07 pm
by Bradandez
Cuz communists!

Why can't I cast spooky spells?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 7:17 pm
by jurebj
Because rats almost stole my newspaper.

Why are rats so pixelated?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 7:22 pm
by Bradandez
Because of the graphics card.

Where is magic land?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 7:27 pm
by Master
In your head.

How do we visualise things?