Rayman Pirate-Community

Granted, just after you bite a toad in the hole and realise it’s actually pretty good.

I wish I could add a random South Atlantic Island to Canada’s archipelago.

Granted… now youre stuck here! On one of the giant islands up north!

I wish I had motivation..

Granted, alas your motivation is put towards defeating Vergil...good luck.

I wish I had an underdesk keyboard drawer.

Granted, but you have to listen to the entirety of Green Day’s Longview whenever you want a 5 minute burst, otherwise you’re unable to feel any motivational feeling.

I wish the UK wasn’t surrounded by sea, humidity sucks!

Ok, except now you're surrounded by volcanoes, so you must now live in fear of your town being destroyed by random lava flows.

I wish Greengoop would stop being Joe.

Granted, Greengoop become Joe Swanson instead!

I wish that higher quality D&D dice weren't so expensive. (20$ for a single set!)

Granted, but all D&D dungeon master guides were burnt in the great book fire, so now you cannot play anything!

I wish beer prices here were what they were 20 years ago and not 50% higher.

Granted, but the beer market rapidly increases, and thus fake and drugged beers become insanely common.

I wish it wasn’t so difficult to release a cover song.

Granted, you can now let go of a cover of any record that you have onto the ground with no struggle at all!

I wish I would stop falling asleep so early.

Granted, you stop falling asleep so early... and ever. Eventually you turn mad and eat yourself soaked in strawberry jam.

I wish I could be in charge of the new Rayman game!

Granted, you're now in charge of Rayman: The Point and Click Adventure! Coming to your Virtual Boy in 2026!

I wish I could play multiple instruments at the same time!

Granted, but every time you do that the song ends up sounding like this...

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist in real life, only in the Rayman games!

Ithasmore wrote: Fri Sep 12, 2025 10:41 pm I wish I could play multiple instruments at the same time!

Sorry, but this is mandatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deExzvwfXxA

RayGamer99 wrote: Fri Sep 12, 2025 10:56 pm Granted, but every time you do that the song ends up sounding like this...

This is awesome.

RayGamer99 wrote: Fri Sep 12, 2025 10:56 pm I wish mosquitoes didn't exist in real life, only in the Rayman games!

Granted, and now all birds are gone too!

I wish that the primary PCI-E slot on my retro desktop was working.

RayGamer99 wrote: Fri Sep 12, 2025 10:56 pm Granted, but every time you do that the song ends up sounding like this...

This is the type of shit they’d play at raves in the 90s and I love it for that.

Granted, but how it’s very loud.

I wish my family was more quite

EdgeRabbit wrote: Fri Sep 12, 2025 11:33 pm I wish my family was more quite

Granted, but you have become noisy neighbors.

I wish I could remember the lyrics of Putin, Putout.

Granted, now you constantly sing the lyrics for the rest of your life!

I wish that sugar wasn't terrible for you!

Granted, now it’s lethal for you!

I wish I didn’t hate plane flights so much.

RayGamer99 wrote: Sun Sep 21, 2025 8:38 pm I wish I didn’t hate plane flights so much.

Granted, but all flights were canceled.

I wish I could rest more.

Granted, you now take a 50 hour nap every 15 minutes!

I wish that a Rayman point and Click game actually existed! It honestly sounds kinda fun.

Granted! It now exists, but I have the only copy and I'm selling it for infinite tings!

I wish they'd hurry up and come fix my hot water, I'm starting to smell...