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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When you try to avoid every boss and get stuck on the first world.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When you beat Rayman 3 after thousands of fails but what you went through turns out to be a dream in the game and you have to beat it again for real.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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when you can't grimace a black lum because its too fast for you and kills you before you get the chance.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When you make a silly mistake like risk jumping to a far away platform and die, a trapdoor above you opens and the same hazard you died in falls on you personally.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When razorbeard takes away rayman's hands so you can't attack.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When Globox accidently gave Rayman a silver lum that powers down and weaken him so much that he is soft-locked to control input.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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when you glide down to a safe platform, you die for no reason causing you to watch rayman fall extremely slowly into polluted water
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When Umber continues to walk in the lava and does not wait for you to climb onto his head.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When jano eats rayman before he can run away
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When you repeatedly die during the Jano chase by Rayman falling into that endless pit.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When your father gets salty you beat him at Rayman M and take you to the garage to beat the shit out of you with a set of jumper cables.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When you struggle trying to get past a crab in Rayman 2.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When the game softlocks because you can't reach the lum gate requirement.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When you don't know if the water is polluted or not and you jump right in to find out and die foolishly.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When your shoe in the crazy shoe part of Rayman 3 becomes rebellious and bumps into you and you get a BSOD
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When you think the giant purple spiky fruit from the Moskito is actually a plum and jump towards it and die.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When you realize your signature is too big on RPC.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When you can beat the Henchman 800 in Rayman 2 but you can't beat him in Rayman M/Arena.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When you use hacks in Rayman Junior because you are a dyslexic illiterate with asperger syndrome, which prevents you from learning to add something as basic as
1 + 1.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When you get destroyed before the warship gets destroyed quickly in Rayman 2.
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