Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

jurebj · Post by **jurebj** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 2:12 am

Because of seagulls feeling lonely.

Is Santa real?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 2:13 am

Please refer to page 12 of onwards of the "Hoaxes of the Claws"

Why do we use blankets?

jurebj · Post by **jurebj** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 2:25 am

Because umbrellas break too fast.

Why do we need to have different time lines?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 2:32 am

Circles n' stuff.

Why do we drink Pepsi?

jurebj · Post by **jurebj** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 2:41 am

Because Sola isn't available in all countries.
Sola = really good ice tea in SLO

Why is Slovenia mixed up with Slovakia?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 8:40 am

Cuz vodka!

Why no one buy spooky keys?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 8:49 am

Because they're 2spooky4me

How does the Super Helicopter Potion work?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:02 am

Get high.

What's in haunted crate?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:03 am

Haunted empty space.

Is THEdragon cool?

jurebj · Post by **jurebj** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:12 am

If banana people feel so.

Why don't we use duck tape instead of duct tape?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:13 am

Cause people hate ducks.

What's the snack that smiles back?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:14 am

Babies.

Why did Tarayzan have a magic seed?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:23 am

He be illegal drug smuggler.

Why can't I fly?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:33 am

Because you didn't get a potion from a mountain hippie.

Why are human ears so weird-looking?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 10:16 am

Daleks.

What is the answer to everything?

rolesfamily · Post by **rolesfamily** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 5:02 pm

Bacon

Why is everything better with bacon?

Master · Post by **Master** » Tue Nov 05, 2013 1:44 am

They're like LSD for the taste buds.

What is with all these comparisons?

jurebj · Post by **jurebj** » Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:54 am

Bacon.

Why am I sick?

Master · Post by **Master** » Tue Nov 05, 2013 2:59 pm

A conspiracy, involving a deal with the collective of microbes.

Why am I in lunch break?

jurebj · Post by **jurebj** » Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:24 pm

Because bacon fairies and ice cream moustaches.

Why aren't cats chasing their tail?

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