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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 2:12 am
by jurebj
Because of seagulls feeling lonely.
Is Santa real?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 2:13 am
by Master
Please refer to page 12 of onwards of the "Hoaxes of the Claws"
Why do we use blankets?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 2:25 am
by jurebj
Because umbrellas break too fast.
Why do we need to have different time lines?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 2:32 am
by Master
Circles n' stuff.
Why do we drink Pepsi?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 2:41 am
by jurebj
Because Sola isn't available in all countries.
Sola = really good ice tea in SLO
Why is Slovenia mixed up with Slovakia?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 8:40 am
by Bradandez
Cuz vodka!
Why no one buy spooky keys?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 8:49 am
by THEdragon
Because they're 2spooky4me
How does the Super Helicopter Potion work?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:02 am
by Bradandez
Get high.
What's in haunted crate?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:03 am
by THEdragon
Haunted empty space.
Is THEdragon cool?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:12 am
by jurebj
If banana people feel so.
Why don't we use duck tape instead of duct tape?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:13 am
by Bradandez
Cause people hate ducks.
What's the snack that smiles back?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:14 am
by THEdragon
Babies.
Why did Tarayzan have a magic seed?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:23 am
by Bradandez
He be illegal drug smuggler.
Why can't I fly?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:33 am
by THEdragon
Because you didn't get a potion from a mountain hippie.
Why are human ears so weird-looking?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 10:16 am
by Master
Daleks.
What is the answer to everything?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 5:02 pm
by rolesfamily
Bacon
Why is everything better with bacon?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 1:44 am
by Master
They're like LSD for the taste buds.
What is with all these comparisons?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:54 am
by jurebj
Bacon.
Why am I sick?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 2:59 pm
by Master
A conspiracy, involving a deal with the collective of microbes.
Why am I in lunch break?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:24 pm
by jurebj
Because bacon fairies and ice cream moustaches.
Why aren't cats chasing their tail?