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When you keep that quote into the History books:

Indy wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:59 pm One time I shat so hard that the dookie became a nukey.

Now that's what I call SHITPOSTING :'D

Mortamon Saturn wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:26 pm When you keep that quote into the History books:

Indy wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:59 pm One time I shat so hard that the dookie became a nukey.

You win everything


When you manage to complete the magic formula:

Droolie wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:26 pm This topic is starting to remind me of the "magic formula" from English with Rayman:

Mortamon Saturn wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:30 pm When you manage to complete the magic formula:

Droolie wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:26 pm This topic is starting to remind me of the "magic formula" from English with Rayman:

What the fuck is that recipe?

What chocolate cake has cauliflower as a ingredient?

When Rayman captures Serguei at the beginning of RRR, and it's Serguei that has to play the stupid mini-games.

Indy wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:33 pm

Mortamon Saturn wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:30 pm When you manage to complete the magic formula:

Droolie wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:26 pm This topic is starting to remind me of the "magic formula" from English with Rayman:

What the fuck is that recipe?

What chocolate cake has cauliflower as a ingredient?

...The cake someone did as a 5 y. o.?


When you can unlock "Back to Legends" when playing Rayman Origins

Mortamon Saturn wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:30 pm You win everything


When you manage to complete the magic formula:

Droolie wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:26 pm This topic is starting to remind me of the "magic formula" from English with Rayman:

What could spider eggs possibly be used for in this recipe?

That recipe was all an elaborate plan to poison Mr Dark because Andrew knew Mr Dark would steal it.
This is the real reason why Mr Dark never appeared after Rayman's educational games. (edit> well I guess he returned in Mini somehow)
It's when you kill Mr Dark from food poisoning that you know... you're too good at Rayman.

The Jonster wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:43 pm

Mortamon Saturn wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:30 pm You win everything


When you manage to complete the magic formula:

Droolie wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:26 pm This topic is starting to remind me of the "magic formula" from English with Rayman:

What could spider eggs possibly be used for in this recipe?

Not spider eggs!
...SCOTTISH spider eggs! That's the only way it will work!


When you poison all the sweets in Candy Château and leave, knowing you don't have to do anything more to win.

The Jonster wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:43 pm

Mortamon Saturn wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:30 pm You win everything


When you manage to complete the magic formula:

Droolie wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:26 pm This topic is starting to remind me of the "magic formula" from English with Rayman:

What could spider eggs possibly be used for in this recipe?

Fuck, i just noticed the spider eggs. WHY???

But but Saturn, what if Mr. Dark doesn't like Sweets??

B-nut why did he build in castle in them, then? It wouldn't make sense!


When you manage to find out why Mr Dark lives on a mountain made out of candies and filled with clowns

When you just throw water to that candy castle to destroy it.

When Candy Château melts and the game just ends

Yes just throw toxic waste on it and the castle vanishes.

When you can sneak past Mr Skops without waking him up!

When all of the bosses consider you as the boss fight.

DOOM Slayer moment

When the boss themes play for *YOU*

Which song would you choose for yourself as a boss?

There's a drum music on the PS1 that's literally called Rayman's theme!
As for myself in particular...



When the zombie chickens music doesn't give you PTSD.