Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:32 am**

I have to go and purchase souvenirs even though I live here.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:37 am**

I have to sell mud pies and disguise them as chocolate cupcakes.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:40 am**

I have to go and make up a list of good excuses.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:40 am**

I have to go plough all my savings into synthetic CDOs.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:42 am**

I have to go and use a dictionary for the next time I play Scrabble.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:56 am**

I have to stick toe jam on toast.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 1:21 am**

I have to say that the new cartoon "The Rise Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on Nickelodeon looks like sh!t.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 1:22 am**

I have to shoot people with a can opener.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:22 am**

I have to go and melt my frozen yogurt.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:23 am**

I have to put tomato pie filling in my pie.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:28 am**

I have to go train my feet.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:28 am**

I have to go give my password to my account to a hacker.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:30 am**

I have to go and dismember myself in a ditch and see what my head sees lower down.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:34 am**

I have to roll my eyes back and see what my brain looks like.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:36 am**

I have to go play a game while playing an actual game.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:39 am**

I have to give my heart to my best friend (literally).

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:44 am**

I have to go feed my pet rock.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:34 am**

I have to cut the wires to my headphones and implant them in my ears.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:35 am**

I have to go and buy all the cheeses in the world.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:37 am**

R4Y_ANC3L wrote:I have to go and buy all the cheeses in the world.

Dude, that's like one of my goals!

I have to use mind-control on somebody.

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