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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:26 pm
by jurebj
Sometimes. But if someone's eating pork then definitely

What did I just eat?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:28 pm
by rolesfamily
a vegetable GRILL m8

Is m8 cool to say instead of mate?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:33 pm
by jurebj
Because saying mate would be too complicated and you would have 2 think how its spelled.

Why am I not playing Rayman Legends?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:36 pm
by rolesfamily
Because R3 is better right?

Did I just blaspheme?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:53 pm
by jurebj
Because everything can be blaspheming.

why am I on my phone and not on my computer?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:04 pm
by rolesfamily
because you're cray

is cray crazy or fishy?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:10 pm
by jurebj
Probably milk because it sounds more similar.

Why am I thirsty?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:27 pm
by rolesfamily
because you're hungry

why is this thread not at 200 pages yet?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:47 pm
by jurebj
Because I'm not at 400 posts yet .

Why am I a hoodstomper?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:43 pm
by rolesfamily
because you're not a butterfly

Why does Rayman M keep freezing on my PS2?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:49 pm
by jurebj
Because I don't have it.

Why did I need to hack everything to update my drivers?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:51 pm
by rolesfamily
because you're a law abiding citizen

why do dark forum skins work so well?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:53 pm
by boomboleros7
Because your toaster is pink.

Why are there grey clouds outside?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:56 pm
by rolesfamily
BECAUSE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

WHY IS CAPS LOCK SOOOOOO FUN?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 7:05 pm
by boomboleros7
Because it's the will of the Pig God.

Where is my pen?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 7:21 pm
by rolesfamily
IN YO GOD DAMN HAIR

Why am I male?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 8:21 pm
by boomboleros7
Because you like pancakes and gingerbreads.

Why does fire burn?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 1:45 am
by Dark Lum Lord
It's got an attitude that it can't keep inside.

Fancy going for a bounce?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 1:48 am
by Bradandez
No, I can't touch my nose after 5 Pm on a full moon.

Why do you calculate the rhythm of carrots?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 3:16 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Don't they know it's the end of the world.

How about some scat you little twat?