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You're too good at Rayman when zombie chickens start floating away from you in fear instead of towards you.

When you can cook the zombie chickens into some tasty -and healthy- chicken legs!

When How To Kill Rayman starts winning Oscars.

Mortamon Saturn wrote: Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:54 pm When you can cook the zombie chickens into some tasty -and healthy- chicken legs!

When you open a successful restaurant out of them finger-licking good zombie chickens in Gourmand Land!

When Rayman Legends OST gets to #1 on yeh chartsz

When you eat some fried zombie chicken and you don't get sick from salmonella or whatever rot is in there.

When Rayman Legends does, indeed, end up as a legend of human History!

When you’ve got 138 posts in under an hour.

When Bégoniax turns herself into a frog instead.

When your current post count is "42"

When all robo pirates immediately start to rust from sweating too much.

When all the Hoodlums unstitch their suits to fly away in fear!

When Mr Dark hands you over the keys to the Candy Chateau

When you turn the game... into a Cakewalk!

When André prefers to stay inside Globox's stomach.

When André is instantly digested by Globox's stomach acid, and the Black Lums give up right there!

When you somehow manage to spread love and joy to the world.

When you can play Rayman games excellently after years of not playing.

When you can play Rayman 4, the game everyone keeps going insane for, even though it doesn't even exist. Then you can laugh at everyone because you got to play it before they did, again, because it doesn't even exist.

When you finish first, second and last place in Rayman 6 because nobody else played it yet.