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10. ...Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag?! Raybeard wasted no time in setting sail for this world's treasure, sending any enemy pirates in his way to Davy Jano's locker.

~THE END~

(Why'd we keep switching between Raybeard and Rayman here?)

Oh yeah, why did we keep switching

Anyhoos, let’s try a new story!

MURFY’S NEW SHOW

1. After Murfy’s adventures assisting Rayman, Murfy decided to embark on an adventure of his own, to the…

2: ...Big city of New York, where he'd suddenly land in Broadway!

3: He never quite jibed well with Broadway musicals, but the greenbottle would finally get his big break when...

4. The famous musician Greengoop offered to sign him!

5: He quickly accepted, taking the lead role of a new Musical named...

6. The Pirates of The Rayman Community! The plot centred around pirates finding a portal into Rayman’s world and features awesome music from…

7: Numerous classical artists who were brought back to life for this musical, such as Mozart, Chopin, and more! However, a problem arose when...

8. Greengoop decided to sneak some of the worst and most abrasive Grindcore music imaginable onto the tracklist while nobody was paying attention! Just before they were about to play “Tomorrow Belongs To Nobody” by Carcass…

9: Murfy spontaneously combust, unable to handle the sheer garbage of grindcore for even a millisecond! Which is when Greengoop reveals...

10. He is actually Seth Putnam! He suddenly decides it is an appropriate time to have a fight to the death with the huge amassed crowd!

THE END

Not sure how we went from Murfy going on Broadway to Seth Putnam fighting a mob of Grindcore haters, but oh well!

THE GREAT PLUM JUICE MYSTERY

1: One day, Globox was out having a drink, until suddenly...

2: He transformed into a glute (the birds from Rayman 3; I'm still confident that glute isn't the name of Globox's species)!

3. Globox realised he finally put an end to the debate as he had wished to turn into one a few days prior, so he rushed to Rayman Pirate Community to post about it. Responses were mixed, but the most notable was…

4. Rayman, who was upset that he could not find his best friend Globox unaware that he was right in front of him. and goes to search for him. While walking he finds a plum juice barrel, which means.....

5. ...there are Hoodlums nearby! A Hoodboom pops out of the empty barrel and chucks a grenade at Rayman, but little does he know...

6. .....that Rayman had a laser gun filled with plum juice. He fires the gun and causes all the Hoodlums to inflate to balloon size. He then grabs a hoodlum balloon and floats up to the sky where......

7. ...He encounters the mystic Dog of Wisdom, who informs him that while Rayman was running around, Globox, who was still stucknas a Glute, was kidnapped by...

…A group of mutant Plum-Men. Globox was put on a large plate while they chant-hummed the Pink Plant Woods theme. It just so happens that their leader has an appetite for large birds, and it just so happened even more that their leader was…

9: ...Seth Putnam? Turns out, after defeating the entire crowd at broadway, he would invade the Glade of Dreams, using an amy of wrong notes that would be summoned through his sheer presence! Rayman would attempt to defeat him by...