Dr. Sam Beckett - Rehab

[Jman]

That sucks.

[Kelvin12]

Got something I'd like to share.

I had some money stolen off me the other week (just over £400).
I was sure I knew exactly who it was, and got the wrong person arrested.
I went to visit him - at first I cursed at him for being criminal scum - the next minute, he was crying. We talked, it turned out he was not the right suspect. He did not commit the crime. I could tell when he spoke to me - the look in his eye, the tone in his voice. Anyway, I got him out of prison. Now, I'm on a manhunt after the real criminal.

Anyway, I feel bad about what happened.

I see you're blaming everybody here for it by the [ you ] code.

But I know who stole it! [you] stole it! We must arrest [You]!

[SamBeckett94]

Wow! I only just remembered about the message I put into my signature! What an astonishing coincidence!

And Jman, you're right - it does suck. Above that, I've mortgage to pay off, a TV license to pay off, I have taxes to pay off, I got fined for something I didn't do...
I'm losing money like nobody's business. Luckily, I get a good salary for my job.

[Beebop]

I have stolen before, but it was petty theft.

[SamBeckett94]

Who did you steal from (just out of curiosity)?
Just don't do it again.

[Xenon]

Beebop, didn't you tell me you once stole jewelry?

[Beebop]

I stole sweets from the shop.

[Xenon]

Yeah, and that.

[Beebop]

It's petty theft, it's not that bad, but it is still breaking the law. Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

[Xenon]

But what about the jewelry?

[Beebop]

Forgive me father, for I have sinned about that too.

[Xenon]

I have stolen before, but it was petty theft.

Oh yah Sure stealing jewelry is petty.

[Beebop]

I have stolen before, but it was petty theft.

Oh yah Sure stealing jewelry is petty.

I was talking about the sweets.

[Feanaro Surion]

I sort of stole, once. I was in a candy shop, and I put some stuff in the bag they weigh, and some fell out into my pocket. Not exactly your average holdup.

[Beebop]

I have done something similar before.

[Feanaro Surion]

What's the situation?

[Beebop]

When you weigh the sweets, it gives you a price. I put loads of sweets in the bag and then I put my hand on the weighing machine and weigh how much I want to pay for it. Scandelous really!

[Feanaro Surion]

That's probably worse than mine, which was accidental.

[Beebop]

Oh dear, you are betilla!

[Feanaro Surion]

HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!