Rayman PARENTING THREAD

[Keane]

i wish uglette raised me........

[Droolie]

If I was the Teensies' father I would be Polokus and god of the world with the Muse of the Poets, who sounds like the most beautiful woman in the Glade, as my wife. More importantly, I'd be able to sleep for centuries. That wouldn't be bad!

[nr0r]

I wish Crash Bandicoot was my father...

[Keane]

>giving birth to a knaaren

Muse

they wont stop us they wont control us
fight into the night wont you be my knight
save me

[nr0r]

Madsolution the Hedgehog loves Muse.

[Pirez]

Madsolution the Hedgehog is canon to Rayman?

[nr0r]

Of course she is. Prove otherwise, go on, I dare you!

[Pirez]

>She is

Did you just assume xim gender?

[nr0r]

She is a she, my good sir

[Pirez]

That's that xerz all say

[Keane]

what if ad and matt met each other and went "you are me"

[Pirez]

And then merged?

[nr0r]

Let's... not.

[Pirez]

Wynaut?

[nr0r]

No pokemon jokes on the forum please

[Pirez]

Toolet

(8th gen)

[nr0r]

You hurt me deep down

[Pirez]

So bad it's good or so good it's bad?

[nr0r]

Just straight up bad

[Pirez]

So bad it's bad. My favorite kind of good.