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Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:02 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:02 pm
by LoveMetal
After some miles, a slow truck is blocking you from driving fast. It has Internet Explorer logos on the sides.
1. Overtake it
2. Stay behind it
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:05 pm
by Greeness
2.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:05 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:05 pm
by LoveMetal
The IE truck is very slow, but you decide to stay behind it.
1. Drive slow
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:10 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:10 pm
by LoveMetal
It is definitly very very very slow.
1. Continue driving
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:11 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:11 pm
by LoveMetal
The fart is getting increasingly angry and start insulting the truck.
1. Continue driving
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:12 pm
by PluMGMK
Any other options than 1?
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:12 pm
by LoveMetal
The IE truck finally goes out from the highway at exit 193: Microsoft Silverlight.
1. Finally!
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:13 pm
by LoveMetal
Plum, you decided to stay behind this fucking truck, not me.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:15 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:15 pm
by LoveMetal
The car engine starts making a funny noise.
1. Investigate
2. Ask Ajax
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:17 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
2.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:17 pm
by LoveMetal
The fart also noticed it, and suddenly he says: "Holy shit I forgot to fill the car, we're getting out of fuel!"
1. This car needs fuel?
2. Damn, what should we do?
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:19 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:19 pm
by LoveMetal
This car fuels with cosmic diarrhea, you need to take a shit in the tank quickly!
1. Try to poop in the fuel tank
2. Keep your dignity
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:21 pm
by PluMGMK
Being the uptight idiot I am, I go with 2.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:21 pm
by LoveMetal
The fart insults you of constipated faggot, and you two start arguing.
1. Tell him to fuck off and you don't need his help anyway.
2. Tell him you're sorry