Rayman Pirate-Community

And then everybody started dancing.

Rayman : You know Globox, in the previous fanfic i thought it couldn't be any stupider, but this fancic proves my wrong.
Globox : I'm hungry.
Indiana Jones rabbid : SHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP !
Globox : *Eat's rabbid*
Ly : Globox, you ate my toy rabbid !
Rayman : 2 b continued...

Eh...? Why did you quote that?



Ly: I gotta get outta here!!
Cheeseburger: You can't. MWAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Ly: Didn't you die?
Cheeseburger: I never die. YOU DIE!!
Ly: Falcon PUNCH!!
*Hits the Magic Cheeseburger*
Captain Falcon: It's super effective!
Ly: I'm trying to get out of this shit!
*Uses teleportation...*


It was a silent night on the island. The water was clear, and there was no wind. Suddenly, a silver light came out of nowhere. A fairy fell down, and hit the sand. She looked up, and realised that she had done it. She was out.
"I... i did it." she said with a tired voice. "I got out of the stupid fanfic."
She looked around.
"This place... it's... beautyful. Everything is clear. The ocean, the trees, the sand. Everything. I gotta get the others out here."
She tried to open a portal to the other fanfic, so the others could get out, but then... It came from the water. A huge, armed machine. It started burning the trees, and shoot canon balls at Ly. She managed to dodge them.
"Okay, i like the other place better!" she said, and disappeared back into the other fanfic.


*Hits the ground.*
Ly: OUCH!!
Rayman: Hey Ly. Where have you been?
Ly: In another type of fanfic. I would have stayed there, if it wasn't because of the huge war machine.
Globox: Wy wuold yuo laeve thiz plase?
Ly: Because it's stupid, and you all act like idiots. Especially you, Globox.
Globox: Tah nayme iz Glawbaxx, Lay.
Ly: MY NAME IS LY!
Mr Bean: Dinner!
El Dango: *farts* 2 b continued...

Sorry, it was amistake

Well... it's kinda hard to imagine how that happened.

Indiana jones rabbid : DAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
indiana jones rabbid : *Smells fart*
Indiana jones rabbid : *dies*
Indiana jones rabbid's hat : I'm going to kill you all
Indiana jones rabbid : SHUDDDAAP
Cheese burger : I returned
Indiana jones rabbid : SHUDDDAAP *kill's cheeseburger*
Dr nick : Hey everyboy
Everyone : Hey, Dr. nick !
Moe : Who want's some fudd beer ?
Rayman : i'll have one
Rayman : *drinks beer*
Rayman : that sure was some nice fudd beer
Ly : Do you even know what beer is ?
Rayman : Maybe
Rayman : 2 be continued

Rayman : i feel wierd
Ly : you sdhouldnt of drank that
Rayman : Ly, can i rape you?
Indiana Jones Rabbid : SHADAP
Ly : NO
Rayman : plz
Ly : NO
Ly leaves fanfic
Rayman : NOOOOOOOO COME BACK TO MEEEEEEEEEE
Globox : im hungry
2 be continued

Rayman: Eat your burger.
Globox:
Rayman: =.=
Ratman: lolz
Razorbeard: Now i've got you again!
Rayman: But you and your stupid fat ass will just aim wrong again and you will crack down into the lava. But this time i'll leave at the right time
Razorbeard: v_v tsssk not true
Globox: I am hungry again.


2 be continued

Rayman : -.- *sarcasticly* go eat Razorbeard
Globox : okey- dokey *eats Razorbeard*
Rayman : i was being sarcastic
Globox : *BUUUUUUUURP* Rayman i dont feel so good
Rayman : *facepalms*

2 be continued

Globox: I destroyed Razorbeard's underpants!
Ace Ventura: Spank you very much!
Globox: No thanks.
Ace Ventura: -__________-
Rayman: I'm tired. When will this fanfic end?
Begoniax: AHA, it's that perv again!!
Rayman: Okay Begoniax, i've had enough of you. TIME TO FIGHT!
*Fight starts*

A wild Begoniax have appeared.

Rayman uses fist throw. It does big damage.

Begoniax uses frog elixir. Rayman dodges like a pro.

Rayman uses pie. It does great damage.

Begoniax uses bazooka, but screws up and destroys her house. Rayman laughs.

Rayman throws pokéball. Begoniax gets caught.

Murfy: Good job Rayman!
Rayman: Thanks.
Globox: BURP!
El Dango: But what are you going to do with Begoniax?
Rayman: I.... eh.... hmm.... I... i have no idea.
Nelson: HA HA!
Rayman: STFU!!
Homer: Well, i'm outta here!

2 b continued...

Rayman : i wan't to play with the rabbids
Indiana jones rabbid : DAAAAAAAAAAHH
Rayman : *Shoot's plunger*
Indiana jones rabbid : Weeeeeh
Rayman : I can shoot good with a plunger

2 be continued...

Razorbeard : GET ME OUTTA HERE
Globox : RAYMAN!!! i think im pregnant
Rayman : O.o
Indiana Jones Rabbid : SHADAAP
Rayman : *plungers Indiana Rabbid*
Uglette : dinners ready!
Murfy : yay 8D whats for dinner?
Uglette : MEATLOAF!!! <3
Everyone : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Mario: Let's-a order a pizza.
Everyone: YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
Rayman: Awesome idea, dude!

Meanwhile, in the Desert of the Knaaren.

Gumsï: Where is my peanuts!?
Xufler: OVER THERE!
Gumsï: What are they doing there?
Ïsmug: They're sleeping
Gumsï: How can peanuts be sleeping?
Neraank: I don't know. Ask those who are writing this.
Gumsï: Nevermind.
*Phone rings*
*Xufler takes it*
Xufler: Hello, Knaaren Pizza, how can i help you?
Mario: It's-a me, Mario.
Xufler: MARIO!? Wow, i'm a big fan of you!!
Mario: Yeah, that's great. Anyways, i wanna order 200 pizzas.
Xufler: o_O
Mario: Half of them with pepperoni, the other half with ham. Oh, and-a one with extra cheese!
Xufler: Eh, okay...
Mario: You-a wanna write this down?
Xufler: Nah, i think i remember.
Mario: Okay-dokay. See you later. YAHOOO!!
Xufler: Okay... Bye....
*Puts down phone*
Xufler: Hey, ÏSMUG AND NERAANK! WE NEED TO BRING OUT 200 PIZZAS!!
Neraank: Holy SH**T!!!
Ïsmug: WHAT!!???

2 b continued...................!

2 hours later

Ïsmug : heres your pizzas
Everyone : YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
Uglette : idk im eating my meatloaf *humph*
Ïsmug : that'll be $200.00
Everyone : WHAAAAAAAT?!?
Rayman : who has money? o.o
Globox : i has $0.01
Rayman : -.-"

2 be continued

Mario: I will-a handle the problem.
Rayman: How?
Mario: You'll see.
*Walks over to Ïsmug*
Mario: Hello! It's-a me, Mario!
Ïsmug: Aha. Are you the one who's paying?
Mario: Well... I can give you an autograph if you-a want.
Ïsmug: I'm not interested. It's my brother who's a big fan of you.
Mario: Aha-a-ha... Hmmm........ LOOK OVER THERE!!!
*Runs away*
Rayman: HEY! HOW ABOUT US!??

Will our heroes be able to pay their pizza?
Will Gumsï ever get his peanuts?
Will i stop making stupid, reversed names?
Find out in the next exciting episode!

To be continued...!!

Rayman : stupid Mario, hmmmm.....
Globox : *burps out treasure chest*
Rayman : O.o when didja eat a tresure chest?
Razorbeard : hey thts mine! give it back Dx
Rayman : na * gives treasure chest to Ïsmug*
Ïsmug : ta' mate *gives Rayman the pizzas and leaves*
Rayman : lets eat!

Everyine : Hmmm...
Uglette : I'm still eating my meatloof .
Razorbeard : I'm going to get my revenge now Rayman !
Razorbeard : Come here and fight !
Rayman : Razordude, i'm eating ! Look, we'll both now that i'll shoot you to death anyway, so relax and have a slice of Pizza.
Razorbeard : Grrrrrr... *eat's Pizza* this is great ! gimme more Pizza !
Mario : Hey, there is donkey kong
Donkey kong : Cool, you're guys having Pizza *eat's pizza*
Diddy kong : Hmmm... Pizza with extra banana...
Ly : i'm back, i smelled the Pizza, *eat's Pizza*
Mario : 2 be continued

Jackie Chan: I want some pizza too!
Rayman: Then take some. We got 200 pizzas.
Mario: Why did we need so many anyways?
Razorbeard: No idea. You ordered them.
Rayman: Yeah, AND THEN YOU RAN AWAY, AFTER PROMISING THAT YOU WOULD PAY!
Mario: Teers r 4 queers!
Jano: What!?
Peter Griffin: That!!
Jano: But... that doesn't make any sense...!
Peter Griffin: You better get used to it!
Rayman:
Supergirl:
Osama Bin Laden:
Everyone else:

Will Mario start making sense?
Will Supergirl stop Osama Bin Laden?
Will i ever run out of questions?
Answer: NO ONE CARES!!

2 b continued...

Rayman : what are we all drinking
Everyone : PLUM JUICE
Rayman : FUCK

2 be continued

Dark Rayman: I'm bringing emo back! You other emos don't know how to angst!

Mr. Dark: Oh, Jesus.

Dark Rayman: What?!

Mr. Dark: Stop acting like a gay emo kid.

Dark Rayman: But it's who I am!

Mr. Dark: Really? And what makes you think that?

Dark Rayman: .......my emo friends....

Mr. Dark: ......you don't have any friends. I am your only one.....sorda.

Dark Rayman: I DO TO HAVE OTHER FRIENDS!!! WAAAAH!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!! *cries and runs away*

Mr. Dark: ......was he wearing mascara?