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Okay, I'll explain. We were all in our dorm in L5th (year 10) and I went downstairs because I wondered what the noise was about, in the first corridor, was the fat guy trying to fight off one of the U5ths completely naked. I decided to leave. That's all I know.

And you kept staring at it to examine its size compared to the guy's feet??

Bit suspicious.

No, when you see a naked guy, it's hard not to notice when his dick is hardly existent. And I only know about his shoe size because he recently bought some humongous basketball shoes

You didn't tell us that when you said you'd seen your friend's dick!

Let's put it this way: I wouldn't have mentioned that I knew he had a small dick if it wasn't a harmless reason

Just admit you're gay for goodness sake.

Trust me I have nothing against gays (unless they're in your face about it) and if I was gay, why would I have a problem admitting it to an internet forum
I'm 100% straight

You're digging yourself into a bigger hole!

How? (btw I know this is all a joke if you think i'm taking it seriously)

You are taking this whole thing suspiciously seriously.

Hahaha, I'm not actually

Oh really?

MrBadGuy99 wrote:No, when you see a naked guy, it's hard not to notice when his dick is hardly existent.

Depends on the angle.

Xenon wrote:Oh really?

You mean O'RLY?

I don't want to talk about this issue in my topic.

Sorry.
My shoes are size 11

How tall are you again?

Just over 6 foot I think, haven't checked in a while

Oh okay, that figures then!