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I open it up and transfer all the brains into me!

I then throw 1760 Rayman 3 points at you!

The Jonster wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 4:23 am

Steo wrote: Wed Sep 26, 2018 4:57 pmlol

This is the best attack you can throw at me, after all that crap we did the first yaer????? LAUGHING OUT LOUD?????

Haha I don't even remember this. It was like 7 years ago? Wow that's unbelievable that it's been so long. The attack of loud laughs .

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Those points help me break 100k in SBTC and I get very happy then dance with my Xbox.

I don't shower for a week during summer, and never take my shoes off the entire time. I get into a room with you, close all the doors and windows, and take off my shoes!

I put on a plague mask and break through one of the windows to escape!

I then approach in a Death Egg Robot and strike you with my claw!

I transform into sonic, meaning I am therefore obliged to defeat you.

I then bring my buddy Mario to fire his portable bullet bill blaster at you!

I survive easily because I ate a mushroom beforehand, giving me ample i-frames to move through the bullet bill.

I introduce massive amounts of antimatter into our universe, cancelling out our universal particles that contain mass and destroying it in the process, releasing huge bursts of energy.

“Don’t you realize that this is going to kill you too?” I tell you, and realizing that I’m right, you decide to cancel your attack, bringing things back to normal.

Anyhow, I then dump motor oil on you and reduce you to ashes with my flamethrower!

Now I am ash, I manage to survive because Pokémen keep crying on me!

I then use my level 598 Pikachu to Thunder Shock you!

“It’s not very effective…” since all it does is create a loud crack of thunder. He should’ve done something with lightning!

I then summon a Maw-Ray (one of those eels from Super Mario 64) beneath your feet!

I use a fireball to quickly dispose of it!

I then force you to listen to your favourite song until you cry about how much you hate it!

After about 3 hours of me listening to this song, you realize that this isn’t going anywhere and stop the music.

I then retreat to 2nd Place and throw a Spiny Shell at you!

I get out my kart and walk away from the shell.

I then tell you how shitty Nintendo and Nintendo games are until you are on the brink of suicide!

Fortunately, Mario shows up about a minute into your rant and shuts you up himself.

…by flattening you like a Goomba!

I don’t allow Nintendo characters to harm me, so that is to no affect.

I then turn into Crash Bandicoot with a Astro Bot suit and a Kratos axe!

Me and Crash go way back (not that far back, but still), so you can’t harm me as him.

I then launch a Nitro crate straight at you!

I eat all the contents!

I then rip off a piano key and stab it in your eye!

I nonchalantly pull it out and drink a healing potion to heal my eye.

I then tie you to a chair and chuck you twenty thousand Lums leagues under the sea!

You just wrote down "lums" so i level up and Murfy returns me to the surface!

I throw fireballs at you!

I use the fireballs to warm up my dinner.

I make you do taxes.

I follow Yoshi's lead and commit tax fraud.

I hurl iceballs at you this time!

I fill them with flavour and make them snow cones!

I then behead you with a violin string!