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Lijik wrote:This is what I imagine when I read each of your meltdowns:

RayFan9876 wrote:Why do nintey percent of the quotes in this topic consist of a Spiraldoorian substance?

Master4lyf1 wrote:

RayFan9876 wrote:Why do nintey percent of the quotes in this topic consist of a Spiraldoorian substance?

Spiral has quite a history, by the look.

El Dango wrote:Any Record Day quotes we can use?

Tobbe wrote:

Mr. Dark Thingamajig wrote:

RayFan9876 wrote:

Mr. Dark Thingamajig wrote:

RayFan9876 wrote:

Mr. Dark Thingamajig wrote:i'm pretty long and when i'm older i will be ca. 1.95 meter long

That's what (s)he said.

did (s)he said i'm long?

Very long.

where?

Oh, people of lesser intelligence, where would you be without me?
RayFan made a rather poor "That's what she said" joke.

iambored2006 wrote:Awesome DB!!! Love the ebony girl.

spiraldoor wrote:‘Ebony’? Is this the latest politically-correct term we’re all supposed to adopt?

Tobbe wrote:The only place I've seen the word "ebony" used to describe a person's skin colour is in porn films.

spiraldoor wrote:At least now we know where iambored learnt his English.

PowerPatrick wrote:If the cluebat has no effect, use the banhammer.

PowerPatrick wrote:< saw, < came, < conquered

Rulez wrote:

THEdragon wrote:One thing I wondered about Andrew's letter to the Magician... Why would anyone send their cousin a letter in a language they can't read?

Silly Andrew.

Isn't it obvious? Andrew is actually Mr. Dark! It all makes sense now - Andrew decided that his British accent is enough for him to become a supervillain so he became Mr. Dark but held it in secret from his cousin, the Magician. Andrew sent the letter to his cousin, knowing he doesn't know English (at least in this version of the game). He knew that the Magician wouldn't understand and would send Rayman on the quest. Mr. Dark/Andrew knew Rayman was at the time young and retarded, so he filled the world with easy questions, where the wrong ones end in death on Rayman's side. So basically, he just wanted Rayman to die, and thought up an evil, cunning plan. And after Mr. Dark died/was defeated, the Magician found out it was actually his cousin. Wanting to avenge the death of his family member, he decided to impersonate Mr. Dark (which he was also secretly hoping to do, because he found Mr. Dark a pretty cool guy).

Hoodie74 wrote:You know you suck at Rayman when...
Barrack 'o bama is Globox singing stupid high school musical songs and Sssssssam is saying that you suck when you sigh....

Rulez wrote:

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Haruka wrote:RayFan?

Nope.

Chuck Testa.

Fuck testis.

Testis? Nope! Chuck Testa's ballz.

Rulez wrote:I feel honored.

Rulez wrote:My, what a page. Starts off with a drunk Globox, then come a bunch of hiiiigh hippies, and then my stoned Mr. Stone.

What's with the addictions now?

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MetalGearChick wrote:...So, I'm guessing the point of this topic is to make fun of British people?

But I love British people though...

We need to change this ASAP- or else you'll be one of THEM.

A proud Brit will stand up for her fellow Brit-lover. I shall stand up for MetalGearChick by hereby stating that you, DesLife, are a butt.

I'm Deslife the noo am I? Well aye I am not a butt, I am one sexy, hot ass.

An ass is usually warmest when just expelling diarrhea, so I'm not sure anyone would find your steaming butt attractive. However, your modesty is flattering.

I'm sure it does but it's a given fact that my arse is sexy for the meer fact that it's Scottish.

The meerkat is not Scottish therefore your arse is not sexy.

We have meerkats here though in Edinburgh zoo.

THEY ARE NOT NATIVE TO SCOTLAND YOU NATIVELY SCOTTISH SWAMP MONSTER. By the way, have you made those twenty-six sigs I requested?

I was thinking about but seeing as you called me a monster WHICH I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME I may be delaying it for a good few weeks.