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How to turn your friend into rayman! (Audio tutorial)

1: chain your friend up to a wooden table

Friend: what are you doing to meeeeee???? Aughhhhhhh
*click click click*
Me: don’t worry, it won’t hurttt, I just wanna play some games!

2: grab a chainsaw
*zzzzzzzrrrrrrrr*
Friend: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh no, no, no! I can explain!
Me: well, you do realise I was never your friend, right?
Friend: I feel betrayed. Aghhhhhhn!

3: cut off their arms and legs into neat chunks
*zzzzpppppppppppphhh*
Friend: no! No! No! N*coughs*

4: now, finish it off.

Friend: no! No! No! That’s my ne… calibrew stew! YAHOO!
Me: it works! Thanks for watching. Video tutorial here!

The Jonster wrote: Sat Aug 24, 2024 11:57 pm

Said wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 6:42 pm hey guys welcome to my epic tutorial,today i will teach how 2 cosplay as globox

step 1:buy blue paint
step 2:cover your body in the blue paint
step 3:buy white paint
step 4:paint your belly with white paint so it looks like globox's tummy

final step:enjoy,i hope this helped!

What an amazing cosplay guide! Just one question, how do we detach our eyes to look like Globox's and how do I make myself inflate?

hey guys welcome back to another epic tutorial, today,i shall teach! how 2 inflate yourself, like globox rayman 3, lets get started

step 1:steal helium from your local balloon store
step 2:steal a pump from,also your local balloon store
step 3:insert the helium inside the pump
step 4:place the pump inside of your mouth
step 5:start pumping till you start floating in the air

congrats! you have inflated yourself just like globox,follow for moar epic tutorials

New year, new tutorials!

How to cook Ramen?
1. Buy a Rayman
2. Remove the "y" and add a "e" instead of the last "a".
3. Bon appétit !

How to make a ray man:
1. Make some rays
2. Turn them into a man.
3. The end!

How to add Ray tracing:
1. Grab a picture of Rayman.
2. Trace it.
3. You now have Raytraced the Ray, Man!

How to cuddle Rayman:
- pet his hair
- call him a good boy
- that's it, he falls alseep

How to fix Rayman 2.
-Buy Rayman 2
-Buy some tools
-Smash the CD

Congrats, you've installed Ray2Fix.

How to participate in Record Day:
1. Record your entire day.
2. Done!
3. Trade your Tings for a pizza.

If I were less tired I'd totes write up a guide involving some mashup of RAYleigh and RaMAN scattering

How to play as Globox.
1. Go to a store and buy a frog costume.
2. Paint it blue.
3. Wear it.
4. Introduce the Rayman 3 CD.
Congrats.

How to play as Steo.
1. Follow the instructions for playing as Globox, however paint it green.
2. Grab some beer.
3. Grab your dreamcast
4. Play Rayman 2.
5. Look behind you because it's........AHHHHHH

How to play Hoodlum Havoc:
1. Put a thug hood on a light source.
2. Do some devastation with it!
3. Done, don't forget to plan the Revenge!

How to play Rayman 2 on PS5.
1. Print this and paste it in your console.
2. Play Rayman 2.
Congrats

How to have a PS4 to play Rayman Legends (again for like the PS4th time ):
1. Get 2 PS2.
2. Tape them together with the power of Flex tape™! It even works underwater!
3. "Et paf, ça fait des Chocapic !"
That's how it worked for the Atari Jaguar's 2 32-bit processors (32 + 32 = 64!), so nobody can tell me that this doesn't work!

how to aquire rayman as a boyfriend:
- feed him
- thats it

Wrong game but still:

Help for Plants and Zombies Game:
1. When the Zombies show up, just sit there and don't do anything.
2. You win the game when the Zombies get to your house.
-this help section brought to you by the Zombies

HoW to EaT bRaInzzz!!!:

1. sQuissh plANttsss!!
3. grraab heaadD!!
69. ccheWw tAstY bRaiNz!!!
5,1.2 ZoMb aPpyyy!!

Let's get it back on topic!

How to be a Zombie Chicken:

1. Buck-buck-buck-bwaaaaak!
2. Eerie music as Rayman approaches
3. Be hit by Rayman's fist and fall apart.
4. Repeat