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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 5:59 pm
by Indy
Wish granted! You'd take off right away to the moon without rocket jumping.
I wish I was a Ninja Henchwoman (a female Ninja Henchman)
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:31 pm
by Master
The Ninja Henchman now seek your hand in marriage, and are constantly attempting to woo you, annoyingly so.
I wish my nose didn't feel like it were on fire.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:33 pm
by Indy
Master wrote:The Ninja Henchman now seek your hand in marriage, and are constantly attempting to woo you, annoyingly so.
*Squeaky fangal scream*
wish granted! Your nose is now stuffed with ice cubes!
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:38 pm
by Master
Oh my, it seems that I didn't corrupt the wish at all, alas, there's no wish given this time!
So, I wish to properly corrupt wishes.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:26 am
by Bradandez
Sure. You also corrupt minds.
I wish to donate to charity.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:29 am
by Master
You do, alas, it was a charity for evil robotic organisms, prepare to be terminated.
I wish to not terminate.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:32 am
by Bradandez
Sure but you still have to eliminate.
I wish I don't have to do homework.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:34 am
by Master
You don't, those detentions are much more fun!
I wish my throat weren't bugging me right now.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:39 am
by boomboleros7
I cut your throat then. No throat, no problem.
I wish to watch a good film tonight.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:40 am
by Master
I suddenly am terrified of you, Boomboleros....
You watch a good film, it's so good, you'll never remember it ever.
I wish to have some powers.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:42 am
by Bradandez
You have the power to make food cold.
I wish to write some stories.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:44 am
by Master
Your prose is the pinnacle or writing, sadly, it was the story of an encyclopedia, who then sued you for using its image.
I wish to know how Encyclopedias would sue.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:45 am
by Bradandez
You learn a very horrifying secret and is stuck in your mind forever.
I wish to draw kittens.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:46 am
by Master
Kittens are drawn, but they are insulted by how you conveyed them, and thus name you their mortal enemy.
I wish to ally with kittens.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:47 am
by Bradandez
Sure, but they're the bad guys.
I wish to be the good guy.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:52 am
by Master
Except you're allied with King K. Rool, savage Croc of the various seas.
I wish to know where Baron K. Roolienstein went.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:54 am
by Bradandez
I don't see how that's a bad thing.
You know he went to go to the grocery store.
I wish to find my keys.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:55 am
by Master
You find them, but now you are imprisoned in the eternal void of eternity.
I wish to find my socks.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:58 am
by Bradandez
You only find the right one. The left one is out of this dimension.
I wish to travel to the dimension where the left sock is.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:00 am
by Master
You travel to the dimension, only to find the left sock reigns supreme, who promptly names you an outcast for your crimes against socks.
I wish to know what crimes you've committed on the socks.